New al/ck/ thread

wait what? I'm there

>Lol i rly wish i was living the alcoholic bum life ye
Are you really addicted to nothing?
>coffee/tea/caffein
>cigarettes/vape/nicotin
>recognition/work
>money
>company
>sex
>porn
>music
>netflix
>TV/yt
>vidya
>internet
and of course:
>Veeky Forums

Anyone able to balance alcoholism with anxiety and panic attacks?

come to discord you fucks, I wanna talk

discord.gg/jUGkQX

nup. anxiety increases ten-fold if you're an alcohol. you're either making an idiot out of yourself drunk, or cringing about it while in withdrawal with a nervous system on hyper-alert.

Ye i cant go on without any of those i have to have them or i go into withdrawal like a pussy
I also demand that all of those things be removed from a social setting to prevent me from getting triggered and relapsing which would literally kill me

of course not

Y u evn here, you saint ?

Also
>gym
>sugar
>sip
>cuckoldry

i just shit myself

When Veeky Forums and /v/ combine it is magical. Every other scenario is vomit inducing shame.

uh what

>he doesn't know STALKER

Cheeki Breeki

>am NEET
>parents are sick of my habit
>mom forces me to breathe against her face literally every single morning to check if I've been drinking
For fuck's sake. Is there anything I can do beside pretending to go to a party? I just wanna drink

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>>mom forces me to breathe against her face literally every single morning

move out

Get a job you loser.

Then you can live alone and drink every night.

I wish I had any friends.

Wow you're one sad sack of shit. Have you ever once considered what it must be like for your parents - to have a beautiful son, feel a love so strong that it hurts, see your first experiences and joys... only to have you be some fat drunk loser who spends all his time online?

Fuck man, make them dinner tomorrow night and turn your life around. It must be terrible for your father to see that their son isn't a man.

I'm a neet too, but I do so much around the house including cooking, they don't even seem to mind me at all. They even leave me beer money sometimes.

What's up with the hangover libido, man? I'm still hungover as hell, but I feel like I need to inseminate 20 women

You have us, user

That's why I miss having a gf. Semi-drunk morning sex.

Played Last Day mod for a bit. Can't believe it's freeeee

>Send a snap to the few friends I have on valentines day while cooking mexican and a bottle of bacardi
>They came by yesterday to see my new place
>they asked why theres barely 10% of the bacardi left
literally if I could get at least my dick sucked I wouldn't need to drink so often lately. Holy shit how can a successful person with a career working, thin, reasonablyy attractive person not at least get some regular dick suck. Last time I had sex at this point was last year. FUCK

Alcohol's a testosterone suppressant. That's why you get whiskey dick. You lay off the booze, the testosterone comes flooding back after an absence, and bam, it's hangover horn from hell. It takes me three or four nuts in one day before I'm back to normal.

I couldn't think of a better group of people to ask, so who knows what the name of that cheap beer with the black can and the monster type logo. you know, with the three scratch type stripes

samefag here, don't really remember much about it so I can't describe much else about it. can't find jack shit about the thing anywhere though

I wish, Owning land is in top-list. I don't know why.

Because as Lex Luthor said, it's the one thing they're not making any more of. Owning a house, you're building equity, building your credit, and what's more, you're no longer pissing away money on rent and letting a landlord tell you what you can and can't do.

One thing though, make sure to read any HOA agreements in the neighborhood you buy in. Mine's pretty easy, I can't build a swimming pool (not that my backyard would have room for one, but they want to sell memberships at the neighborhood association pool), but otherwise it's not too bad. Some are bitches about fining you if you leave your garbage cans out too long though.)

>tfw finally found E WIlliams and will never pay more than 13 buckaroos for a bottle of whiskey again

nigga you US? you talking Camo??

Thing about owning houses though is you have to want to live in that neighborhood long enough to pay the house off or reasonably enough and have to eat the repair costs of owning the place. Ten years down the line once you get it paid off the place will need a remodel before you can rent it out which you also have to factor in if you ever want to move. Right now I rent even though I am employed and contracted to a local school division as a teacher. In three years once I finish my TEACH grant obligations I am probably going to switch careers and join border patrol because being a teacher is too much work.

yeah, down south. and, it's not camo. it's a black can

Is evan williams any good though?

I got a great deal in a neighborhood I love. 3 BR, 2 1/2 bath, 2 car garage, fenced yard, MASSIVE master suite and bath for $149k. Got it for a steal from a Mexican couple that had already split for California. A little lien insurance just in case, and I was good to go.

My neighbors are chill, my HOA isn't too restrictive, I've got all my core shopping 5 minutes down the road, and the best part is, my mom's house is done. When she passes, I'll have mine, and hers to sell or rent out. Gives me great financial security for the future.

Good deal. Evan is a great buy for the cost.

Feel incredibly hopeless tonight. Think if I could just somehow disappear forever without further upsetting family, make them think I was still alive and happy in another country or something, I’d disappear and just walk without a second though or a single emotion, straight off a cliff.

This is posted on almost every thread, but it's an interesting topic
Every time I'm hangover I feel like a damn chimp wanting to breed every single woman I see on the street, but it doesn't override the anxiety of asking a woman to fuck so i just usually nut to porn about 5 or 6 times in a day

Tonight is the first night I can remember abstaining from alcohol I average five drinks a night on weekdays and drink until I pass out on weekends. What can I expect?

A mix of insomnia and the deepest sleep you've ever had. When you sleep, you'll have super-vivid dreams and wake up feeling so refreshed, because the alcohol has been fucking with your REM sleep. Otherwise, you won't be able to sleep at all for days. It's a roller coaster for the first week or so.

I practically shredded my dick once over 3 days when withdrawing coincided with finding this gril’s nude galleries. The withdrawal horniness is relentless

To an extent. Eventually it becomes part of your day and you learn to deal with it. It never goes away, it just gets a little easier. You will either start taking benzos to dull it or just day drink to get rid of it.

Processing alcohol inhibits testosterone production, so once your body is all done with that it shoots you full of it to make up for the lowered levels.

Name? Looks familiar

Calls herself kittens, she’s from /soc/

Probably not much, if you're only drinking five drinks on the weekdays, you will probably sleep a little better and thats the only difference you will notice. People who slam 750ml a night 7 days a week are the ones that end up staying up all night and not being able to sleep because they don't have a constant CNS depressant in their system dragging them down. Not to mention, withdrawals.

>she's from /soc/
gat dang i gotta start frequenting that more

Boy it's a slow night here. Either some of you are dead, or are at the bar instead of Veeky Forums. I hope it's the latter of the two

A fair few al/ck/s seem to have made significant progress getting off the shit in recent weeks. Guessing it’s the new year effect. I’m on night 5 of nosleep having managed to quit yet another 2018 taper

>quit
*complete

That's good, genuinely happy for those people, unfortunately, we're still here.

Hello. Pretty drunk right now. Destroyed a 375 ml of vodka and I had to buy some sugary drink at the convenience store to keep myself up.

Playing Heroes of the Storm with some music. Comfy setting desu. I was the guy who posted earlier (last thread) about the horrible ''cringe''. Have not sent anything on Facebook to friends or girls. Let's hope I keep it that way. And I'm drinking lots of water. I just want to wake up fine tomorrow...

what was the cringe about?

Good to here, I don't know how old you are, but I definitely grew out of my sending people drunk texts or posting dumb shit on facebook phase. You will too. I've just begun drinking, only on beer 3. I have some catching up to do. It's going to be a late night.

The Discord is pretty active. Maybe the usual gang are busy there.

Do you have a link?

I’ve been drinking ~3 beers daily for the last couple months.
If I quit cold turkey is it dangerous? I know I’m not as bad as most of you guys but I want to stop while I still can.

discord.gg/muyDXUC

lel I had a beer.

No, you're nowhere close to being at risk for withdrawl. Withdrawl becoming dangerous is only when you're in the 5 year fifth a day club

That's nothing to get worried about man, you could continue like that for the rest of your life even with some health benefits from it (although of you aren't sure if your consumption could escalate, quiting for a little while wouldn't hurt, but if you been months with three beards, I highly doubt it)

Ah! nothing too serious, you know. But I just spoke to a girl on FB (whom I've had a crush on for the last years) and said some really random shit. Totally unuseful stiff. Like, I can't even, myself, comprehend why I said some of these things, you know?

There was literally nothing to gain from saying that to this girl. But I did anyway. Alcohol betrayed me and I betrayed myself.

Thanks, man, appreciate the input. I'm 25. God, I wish I would grow out of that. I'm starting to think I should just delete Facebook so I can avoid this. My problem is not my cellphone: it's fucking Facebook, you know? Anyways, cheers and thanks.

I hope it's the former.

At 25 I was doing that shit too, i'm 30 now, would never dream of ever doing that shit again, even if i'm black out drunk.

That is so fucking comforting to hear, man. Thanks, sincerely. It helps a bit. I'm so tired of feeling embarrassed like that. I really am. If a few years' worth of maturity can give me that, at least... If I need to drink for the next years at least I should not put the burden of cringe on me - drink alone and think alone. Hangovers are what they are, but the total-honesty-cringe is unbearable.

shoo shoo night sweats

thanks guys, i appreciate it. hope you both have a good night spent doing things you enjoy.

don't worry man, that used to happen to me every day when I was 17-18 (22 now), it's not really that bad if you think about it. I bet you are going to a good laugh after a year when you remember it

we do m8, feeling a little bit happy today for some reason

HAHAHAHA! yes, the cringe is already half gone right now since I'm quite drunk. but it's always good to know that one's retarded self doing X things at Y age is not too bad. i needed that. cheers.

Don't be afraid to have fun either though. Other people's opinions really don't matter in the grand scheme of things. Just take a minute to review the text or post you are about to write, and ask yourself if it is a good idea. Just doing a quick proof read of what you are about to write may make you reconsider what you will do. Simple but effective.

Don't tell me what to do

You sound just like my cousin. Ben is that you?

Your cousin sounds like an asshole

holy moly guy i had some kilju brewing for seven days
i though it would be just a meme but it's pretty solid
i did 2.5c white sugar, 2c canned pears, 3L water, 1 packet active dry yeast,
all divided between two 2L botttles
it wasn't done brewing yet as i could still see and hear it bubbling but i couldn't wait and it was easily 10-12% abv for about $1
help me before i die

What's the general process to do this? Just throw all that shit into some jugs with an airlock and let it sit?

That is also something he would say lmao

I'll keep that in mind. It's funny because I professionally proofread some stuff to earn money, but the least proofread things ever is the stuff I sent to various people LMAO. But thanks, mate. Tonight is going well (no cringe so far and I'm fucking drunk) and I will keep your words in mind.

i guess you are supposed to sanitize everything by boiling/bleach
but i just threw it in some soda bottles i ran hot water through
also you're supposed to activate the yeast in warm water for a while till it bubbles but like i said i threw it all in bottles and shook the fuck out of it
seven days gave me (guess) ten percent, it was still real fucknig bubbly so i'm guessing fourteen days would be 15 plus percent
a lot of people talk about infection but i didn't have any problem like that, just don't be gross and handle stuff after you wipe your ass with your hand, i'm guessing

also if you search kilju on youtube you will get some horrifying videos of real finns with some godawful cumstained fart producing vats of actual garbage that they drink and say is great so i don't think you have to be real picky

Are alcoholics in the same group as hard drug addicts? What about "haha time for the morning coffee" or smokers/vapers?

I would definitely say that alcoholics are in the same boat. Especially considering that alcohol withdrawals are one of the few types of withdrawals that can actually kill you.

anyone wanna play pictionary?

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pretty much this

hey, please come to discord, desu

discord.gg/jUGkQX

Fuck off soyim. Use IRC.

client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=#al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

uh... anyone have that image of the guys desk full of syringes? was posted a few weeks ago.

This?

yassss thanks lol
I knew I wasn't hallucinating that

the fuck did he type
is that brown stuff heroin
what the fuck