Why does asparagus make my piss smell bad?

Why does asparagus make my piss smell bad?

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Because you are genetically defective.

Why are you cutting off the bottom of asparagus when you can peel it?

because it mixes with the semen you swallow and the rest is "science," homo

Do you also have trouble processing dairy user? If so you might be of Jewish decent. For some reason Jews can't eat gluten or dairy and zyklon b

Stop smelling your piss, do you bend over and smell your shit too?

all of the jews I know are OK with all of those things

>ALL of those things

I fucking love homo science!

>His test is so low that he has to bend down to smell his piss and shit

L o fucking l

gonna have to call bullshit on that one

try it, pee sniffer.

I'm not the OP

What kind of poverty-striken homo peels asparagus when you can just cut it off?

>Stop smelling your piss, do you bend over and smell your shit too?
You piss sitting down?

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A chemical in them breaks down into some sulfur-containing compounds in the body.
smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-asparagus-makes-your-urine-smell-49961252/
Same kinda thing occurs in puffed wheat cereals like this.

Lol

>why do i like the smell of my own piss?
ftfy

>reading comprehension

>being this much of an absolute fucking faggot

because chemistry

>being this triggered

sad tbqh

its the jews

(((Pissberg )))