Have you had clotted cream?

Have you had clotted cream?

No.

no, but it looks heavenly

Why do all english foods sound like a childs toy or an infectious disease?

Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh...................sorry, I just had a small orgasm thinking about it.

You mean aside from faggots and dicks?

Clotted cream leads to spotted dick or a toad in the hole.

And your point is?

Probably the same reason they have to keep coming up with new polite terms for being brain damaged, once a word has been around long enough it gets made into a joke.

they've been around long enough that we've become attached to them
you refuse to get rid of your guns, we refuse to get rid of our silly food names

>lol guns guns guns xd
fucking OBSESSED
>waaaaa but think of the chilluns XD
not how democracy works. people want their guns and understand the risk, its called acceptable losses. Be careful, big brother might catch you posting here and falsify claims against you!

please try to keep your salt off my spotted dick

>immediately launches into a political rant after an off-hand remark in a discussion about stupid-sounding foods
Fuckin hell, you seppos really can't handle the banter, can you?

*god save the queen plays in the background *

Had clotted cream as part of the breakfast on a transatlantic BA flight a couple years ago. Pretty good but not necessarily something I would actively seek out

Well this isn't an English food. It is just cream that has been clotted.

oh blimey lads he knows what our national anthem is what do we do

you
are
pathetic

you need to calm down old son

looks like smegma at first glance but read a little about it and it sounds interesting

O B E S E

Not yet, but cream tea sounds really good

I'm a hasguns murrican but seriously shut the fuck up

Blessed irony.

1/10 for attempting anything, ever.

Try some "gordas de nata," they're made with that shit and are pretty tasty

Sounds like it gives you heart disease.

I love clotted cream, i wish i could find it in the usa

Americans

more like clotted artery
kys

Clotted cream icecream is the single best thing to come out of the northern hemisphere.

I thought I was losing it when I saw that in the freezer cabinet. What fucking modern day Prometheus thought that one up.

I’m with you there

Had some strawberry clotted cream ice cream in Brixham (Devon) that changed my tune about fruit in ice cream

It was joke

it's not something that is commonly known of in america.

most things aren't

I sure do miss using the word spastic.

What does clotted cream taste like? It looks like you added a a couple of sticks of butter to soft serve vanilla ice cream machine.

her poor little hands.

No. It’s illegal here in America.

>tfw clotted cream is b& in america
>tfw porn is b& in britbong

thumbail looks like an egg with an oddly crumbly yolk

It's concentrated cream basically.
milk : cream :: cream : clotted cream

Cannot unsee.

So it's basically an even more concentrated evaporated milk?

I need to make this happen

Many, many times.
I've been to Cornwall at least 20 times.
Clotted cream ice cream, fudge, cream teas... fucking love them all.

I bought a little jar of it at World Market once. It just tasted like butter with a weaker butter flavor.