Gummy thread

i'd be grateful for that much time to shitpost on my phone

It's to make the average American feel better about themselves. They aren't dropping like flies because they already have too much energy in their body from the McBreakfast they ate and drank 30 mins prior.

I once ate a pound of these all at once and the sorbitol made me fart uncontrollably for the rest of the night. My roommates were dying of laughter

Apparently they are no longer available on amazon. Thank god the reviews will be preserved for eternity.

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
While haribo may be gone, the gummy lives on

ive had them but didn';t have any side effects like people meme about
maybe i just have iron intestines

I can't even chew a stick of sugarfree gum without my stomach blowing up like a balloon. I'm not about to risk those.

I’ve had them. Going in, they are every bit as good as the regular kind. Going out they’re hellish.

Yes. You have to eat a VERY small serving to not be affected at which point you could probably get away with eating a small handful of regular ones.

Ask, even at a small serving, you can get extra gassy in a subtle sort of way. You will notice that you are farting more even if it’s not all the time.

If you are truly active why wouldn’t you know NOT to obtain a sugar fix and instead try to find a more stable solution?

I don’t get it.
>buddy is fond of pranks
>he wanted to try them out
How was this a prank on him and how was it any of your doing ifhe ate too much?

It’s honestly not a meme. It’s a real side effect but it depends how much you eat. Maybe you only had a few.

He never claimed that he was playing a prank on his friend. The friend probably wanted to try out the bears, to see if they are really as devastating as rumored to use them in pranks himself.

Anyone going to do a giveaway?

Im out of the loop, why do these cause issues?

The artificial sweetener in them is a laxative, so if you eat a pound of them like a fucking idiot you'll need the toilet more than usual.

Sorbitol and xylitol

>you'll need the toilet more than usual
like, about 283 times more than usual, by all acccounts. Google for haribo sugarless gummy bears amazon review for a hearty laugh

I put two giant bags in the break room before lunch... cheep fuckers inhailed them...

Ha ha ha haaaaaa!

Why is it only sugar free gummies that do this.

Lots of fit people advocate simple carbs during or after a work out to spike your insulin before eating a real meal and also replenishing glycogen

read

when you bonk you bonk

Bad

have you praised the LA beast today?

youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

lmao

i have never felt my body do such things before or since.

This guy is a fucking idiot.

yes, yes. however, he ate two fucking cactuses, even as you could see his body quivering as if he was about to have a pain induced seizure, he continued eating the cactus. and you, YOU, do NOT have the testicular fortitude to do that.

Do these really work as a laxative alternative?

Yes, unless you are resistant to the sweetener used, though that is very, very rare

Not as well as regular exercise.

Chad and a hal

Is there any way to make homemade gummies with a texture like storebought ones? The closest recipe I've found just resulted in what was essentially a firmer kind of Jello. It wasn't bad, but it didn't compare.

Made the mistake of thinking all the warnings were lies.....6 hours on the toilet and massive sweating never again. HEED THE WARNINGS

And as users of Veeky Forums we all know that noone would intentionally overblow and repeat things on the internet for comedic value.

I thought they stopped selling the Hasbro sugar free gummies.

The sugar free gummi life savers give me the runs if you guys are looking for something like that.

They did stop selling haribo gummies, but another business took their place, and is just as effective at dragging you ass first into hell
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praise be amazon reviews

>hell hour

I used to live in this apartment complex where a bunch of kids ran around without supervision. They really liked my girlfriend so they came around knocking on the door about twice a day to see if she had any snacks to give them or if they could play our Xbox. When I was home, I ran them off. This went on for 2 years and drove me insane. When we got a new place, our last day there I bought a 2lb bag of these things. I handed them over to the kids and said “make sure you share with everyone!” Then took off.

Fuck those kids and their parents. I hope that place got ruined

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Wrong, maltitol.