>being a sodacuck

>no disgusting after taste
>no unhealthy syrupy bullshit
>tastes fucking great
>almost addicting once you acquire a taste for it
>feels like you're drinking soda
>literally just drinking water

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oh shit, my bad dude

>I spend at least $50/month on La Croix

I need help

>>no disgusting after taste
Had 12 pack of these, and could barely get through them because of the aftertaste. I had the coconut one though, so it was already kind of eh.

>could barely get through them because of the aftertaste.
Really? Maybe we just have different mouths.
>inb4 OP has a dick in his

At least all that liquid won't go towards developing kidney stones

This guy never has any purpose. This guy is on every board.
>he's the only one that cares

Get it at Costco, you can usually get a variety pack of 24 for 6 dollars or so
>mfw when the variety packs are mostly tangerine
But usually the flavors are pretty good otherwise

i drink water

>tastes fucking great
Doesnt taste like a fucking thing

>Costco
Sorry, I'm not a yuppie soyboy faggot. I shop at stores for real American men.
>pic rel

>shart

Sparkling mineral water with some lime and salt is GOAT.

>not drinking WATER

This

>once you acquire a taste for it
I've fallen for that meme too many times in my life.
Now when somebody says it's an "acquired taste" you can tell for a fact that it tastes like shit.

Based Tyrone.

youtu.be/vifYelSTlMo

i've grown to love sparkling water a lot
usually its la croix but canada dry has a good orange flavor one too
I usually only drink water so its nice to break up the monotony with one of these
my favorites are cran raspberry and tangerine. I just wish they weren't so expensive, 4 bucks for an 8 pack is kind of bullshit but costco has a 24 variety for like 8 bucks which is much better

>drinking laCrap
>not superior Spindrift

I want to throttle whoever started the trend of selling 8-packs of sparkling water for the same price as 12-packs of soda.

Welcome to the /sig/ bar. Feel free to choose from our selection:

Water (Recommended! If you bring in our brand 3L container, first refill is on us!)
Black coffee, no sweetener
Green tea

>drinking nonalcohol
>ever
I'll be shitposting on ya graves bois
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/man-lives-to-107-by-only-drinking-red-wine-a6854906.html

Also don't forget about the store brands. There are some great flavors that even MeMeCroix doesn't have. You get a full 12 pack and they're much cheaper

la croix has the most Veeky Forums can

Nah it bothers me too. I can understand the op will namefag for the sake of addressing questions to him, but there's no point for anyone to, on an anonymous image board. Stop being a fag.

Sadly we don't get them here just shitty aspartame/stevia tainted club soda.

But all that BPA, fluoride, and glorified tap water...