Bought some A5 Wagyu

So Veeky Forums how’d I do?

>first pic is before

after

>after
I did as minimum as possible, skillet sear 2-4 minutes a side. Light seasoning initially, and served with seasoing salt. One is just maldon, the other is Birch smoked salt.

ribbit

whoops forgot image

Forgot pic. Rare, slightly edging towards mid rare

PRAISE KEK

>No picture of the sear
????

Golden brown. Sorry forgot to take pic, i was busy searing some sous vide carrots

ok here is the pic sorry for the wait

>Sashimi-grade beef
>medium-rare

Why.

How come American meat is just so fucking shit?

It's not, we just don't have overly specific grading scales because it'll confuse Cleetus.

you should have gotten it professionally made it doesnt look like you know what youre doing

why do you have so many pictures of frogs between hamburger buns?

the very bottom of that chart is what is pictured as good in gaijin cartoons

Quite the achievement, how did you turn a steak into a frog?

>He cut it in half, before cooking it......

lol, great excuse

Probably got a tiny ass skillet. Tiny like his little maggot dick

I keep these frog images just for the times when a person forgets to post image, someone tries to do a before/after, et cetera in Veeky Forums. OP just happened to do the full package. You'll see me around again in the future.

I can tell he cooked it straight from the fridge

no you can't

>Buying such heavily marbled meat
>Eating meat that is mainly fat and thus tastes infinitely worse as you sacrifice aromatics and umami for disgusting oleogustus
I hope you fucking kill yourself

You obviously have no experience with cooking food you retarded nigger

I was just trying to be funny.. :(

>dumb frog pictures
You're at least funny looking

>Being a cunt on the internet
You're cool as dude.
Learn by doing, next time you'll know to let it come up to room temp first. Check out the reverse sear technique lad. The steak doesn't look awful.

Its raw.

...

I'd say try harder but I'm afraid of what would happen

Um thanks for your friendliness, but I'm not OP. All I did was post
and

No problem. Oops, welp i tried.

>more fat = better

Retarded scale.

Would eat and enjoy.

Good.

lmao!! i've been bamboozled

Where can I even get good beef in America?

That makes me want to rejaculate. Pinch the base of my penis and have all of my cum end up in my bladder.

I appreciate your posts.

i think this is the first time i've ever literally lol'd at something on Veeky Forums

was funny, thanks