ITT: Free Food Stories. Post your store is of how you got free food at restaurants/fast food.
>Be me >Be 10 years old and have an allergy to vinegar so therefore allergic to Mayo >Go to Burger King with family that is not allergic >Buys two sandwiches. One is for my sister and other is for me. I ask for no mayo >Gets sandwiches. Both have Mayo. >Go to cashier and complain that I asked for no mayo, am allergic. >Gives me sandwich without Mayo and lets me keep old sandwich with mayo, which I have to sister.
>be me and the wife >frequent a local mom and pop sushi joint >become friends with owners >they give us 'samples' of new rolls and ask for input >they don't charge us for the rolls
Tyler Robinson
>be me >go to hooters to watch football >befriend the bartender >drink 3 or 4 beers >she charges me for 2 >she gets handsome tip
Andrew Ortiz
>be me >went home to my parent's one summer when I already lived away from home >ate for free all summer >poor suckers didn't even hand me the bill
Benjamin Watson
>>be me Fuck off back to rèddit
Kayden Evans
REEEEEEEEEEEEE you go back redditfag
Oliver Morales
This, who else is it supposed to be? Your dog?
Henry Ward
what's reddit?
Leo Hall
This is the true free food story
Michael Cooper
>be your mom >chug 10 dicks a night
>be me >don't chug any dicks at all
see the difference ?
Samuel Robinson
I didn't know it was possible to be allergic to vinegar. Is it related to a mold allergy? Can you drink alcohol?
Logan Cox
Tyler Durden.
Joshua Gutierrez
Depends on your version of food. I'm basically starving in that area
Connor Mitchell
I'm like allergic to undistilled vinegar. I can eat foods containing distilled vinegar, but not rice vinegar, white vinegar, etc.
Ethan Bell
Sucks to suck
Josiah Roberts
>in uni >walking back to dorm after watching the big game >someone's mom comes up to me and gf with two dozen uni-themed donuts >makes me promise to hand them out to other students in celebration after winning the big game >take them all back to my dorm and eat them all by myself after working up an appetite fucking the gf's throat
Justin Ross
Are we really not allowed to do basic green text formats anymore? How subverted is our culture?
Colton Hall
>save BK receipts >write random shit on the back of the receipt where you write the code for a free whopper >get free whoppers every time
Julian Walker
>be me >am me >I'm me >it's me >free food me
Julian Miller
The managers at my work are nice enough to give me pizza on the house sometimes...
Jose Taylor
I did this at Moe's so frequently they stopped the program. Feels whatever.
Lucas Hughes
How the fuck can you be allergic to mayo? You're allergic to one of the ingredients like egg not mayo itself
Josiah Barnes
burger king foot lettuce
Joshua Torres
>get high as fuck with 3 friends >gets to 1:45am >hardees closes around 2am in the middle east >walk there and try opening the door >it's locked >see staff cleaning up >walk around to drive through >knock on the window >lady opens it >tells us the kitchen is closed >"uhhhhhh we'll buy anything you have left" >end up getting 3 cheeseburgers and 4 superstar burgers for half price since they were cold >give the lady a big tip for their troubles >she thanks us since tipping is not custom there >gives us an extra 2 bags of curly fries, 4 bags of regular fries and an upsized pepsi each >they were going to throw it out anyway >feast like kings
Hunter Garcia
>go to some chain casual dining place >me and a few friends are behaving like shitlords >some middle aged couple pays for our food
And >me and the wife go to some mom and pop breakfast place in town >we act normal >lovey dovey goobers >some old couple pays for our food cause they thought we were cute
Both were pretty awesome. I haven't returned the favor back to anyone yet, but I do good deeds when I can. I have multiple other stories of getting free food back when I worked my first two jobs, but they were fast food and it came with the territory. There was this one time when taco bell handed me and a buddy of mine a 12 taco box when we only ordered two tacos.
Colton White
>Try McDonald's app to get any sandwich I want for a dollar >Do all the steps and put my credit card in >Go to pickup food >That'll be 6.28 plus tip >Say I already paid on the app >Manager rang me up so she just overrides it >Check my statement, got that shit for free
Zachary Allen
>be me >be nice to your bartenders and small talk sometimes to break up their nights >get free drinks all the time >tip well >always be polite
its not that fucking hard. it helps if youre not ugly and/or you dress well.
Connor Reed
There used to be a pizza joint in my town owned by a local mobster/drug dealer and for some reason he was totally fine with teenagers hanging out in the back playing Xbox all day if you bought a $2 slice. We would hang out and my friends house down the road, smoke a bunch of pot and then go hang out at the pizzeria. Around 9pm when he was getting ready to close he would give us a bunch of free pizza.
He sold us weed a few times. Place closed down after 2 or 3 years. Cool guy, got in trouble for leaving bullets in his driveway and a kid took one and hit it with a hammer and shot himself in the face.
Joseph Stewart
> be me > suck own cawk > swallow cum > 10/10 flavour everytime > mfw its free too
Adrian Davis
As a bartender, I can confirm this to be true. I usually try to buy a customer a drink if they had 3 or 4 and treated me nicely during their stay.
Lucas Lewis
>go to the butchers shortly before closing time >they'll throw in something for free that they would otherwise have to throw out
Jason Rogers
>be african american protected class >go to any restaurant >eat 95% of meal >complain >get it comped
Dominic Perry
amazing story if true user
Christopher Flores
>order food >several items >they give it to me perfectly >I come back in two minutes later >hey you didn't give me my crunchwrap supreme! >sorry kid here's on on us.
every time.
Tyler Thompson
one time I made the trip to portland to go to voodoo doughnuts at 4 am we arrived and explained why we were there, we were just looking for a trip, portland's fun. The people working at the doughnut place were all ultra hipsters, but pretty cool guys. we got to talking and then they ended up giving us 3 five gallon buckets filled with that days doughnuts that were going to go in the trash.
It was really cool actually.
Henry Wright
Is the standard tip a dollar per beer?
I feel like that's pretty usual, but the bartenders at the dive bar I sometimes frequent seem to be so thankful when i leave a fiver after having five beers, like I'm tipping more than usual or something.
Josiah Howard
is it really that good? i've lived near portland for nearly a decade and it just seemed like the line wasn't worth it for doughnuts
Wyatt Williams
No it's not that good, it's a meme, but the atmosphere is wildly cool (not just the shop the surrounding area) and the joint is legendary in it's own right. It's like visiting a monument rather than eating the food.
I mean it's just doughnuts user, not a big deal at all.
Colton Hernandez
Wow I thought only /pol/ and /b/ has issues with reddit coming over. F Veeky Forums
Kevin Miller
Kid only got hit by the casing not the actual bullet but yeah its true. Shot right through his lip and knocked his teeth out.
To be honest the guy might have been a pedo or a wannabe pedo but I never found out for sure. He always wanted us to bring girls over so we did, we were 14-16. I think he was too fat to molest anybody though. If one of those bitches got the italian sausage then I would say it was worth it for all the free pizza.
Carter Green
nice story faggot. how about you move there.
Jaxson Cox
>be me >decided to take up fishing as a hobby and get free fresh fish >Spend thousands on a boat >spend hundreds more on rods and tackle >go out fishing frequently and never catch anything >get sunburned and end up drunk >finally catch a fish >release the fish because you feel sorry for it >steal fish from the store via self checkout
Adrian Richardson
dummys hand me food without ringing me up pause for 2 seconds and think about not paying. smile and tell them to have a nice day G'BYE!
James Smith
Never. Fuck that. It's fun to visit, hell to live in.
Connor Parker
Went to Wendy’s and got a few sammiches and fries. Use gift card to pay. They swipe it and hand me my food. Leave and look at my receipt later. Not only did they not charge me, they put the amount of money my order was for back onto the card. This has happened more than once lol
Ethan Barnes
That's the standard if you're not a total cheapskate. Unfortunately a lot of people are so when someone actually knows how to tip they're appreciative
Mason Evans
that's a good fucking story mate, just a fantastic interaction.
>be me >with some friends at our hometown amusement park >we were there all day and hungry as shit >go to burger king >order some burgers and shit >talking it up with the guy at the counter >coolguy.jpg >the store is dead at the moment and about to close >he gives us like 3 bags of free shit >nuggies and frenchies abound >went home and smoked enough weed to probably knock a few IQ points off permanently >here i am 2 decades later >wow this sucks
Cameron Cruz
This happened to me at domino's, I ordered a pizza and got two because apparently they put onions on the first by accident and it wasn't caught until after it was baked
Andrew Allen
>at uni >they give out free drinks after an induction speech >limit of one per person >multiple tents >stop by every tent and ask to also grab one for my friend >they let me >stow both in backpack >go home with 18
Mason Peterson
What role does her son play in this story?
Joseph Gutierrez
>regular at a Chinese restaurant when I was in high school >stopped by every week at least for three years >owner knew me by name and knew my order of choice >he knew my brother, and often asked about how he is doing >graduated >didn't have time to head up that way for the longest time >two years pass >going through the area, decide to stop by for some food >he gets the biggest smile on his face and shouts my name >gives me my favourite order on the house and sits down with me >asks how I'm doing, and we talk for a bit Writing this brought a tear to my eye. He's such an amazing guy.
Nolan Young
lol
Colton Smith
i don't understand...
Caleb Baker
>Look in dumpster behind bagel place after closing time. >pull out multiple garbage bags full of perfectly good bagels
Landon Green
I know a guy from Antigua who smashed a bullet with a hammer and shot himself in the stomach. He told his parents some black guy ran by and shot him. Later his dad found the evidence of what he was doing and confronted him. We always say his full name with a B. before it. Whenever people ask what the B stands for we tell them bullet. The guys dad never even told the cops that he did it to himself. It went unsolved.
Jason Thompson
>allergic to Mayo
I would just end it all
Angel Mitchell
>get job at non-corporate restaurant >eat for free all day in the kitchen
Aiden Brooks
>walking back to community college >some women leadership conference going on at stadium near college >bunch of women outside eating catered lunch >women hand me her food saying she's not hungry and I look hungry >it was soul food
Brandon Price
>vacationing in upstate new york >go to local mall near closing time, since we arrive in town late at night >go to food court to see if anything is still open >chinese place gave us a ton of free food saying they had too much food that would just go to waste
Lucas Cooper
>Sister and me go to BK >We eat >Sister has an extreme pain in her stomach >We go to the hospital >She got a parasite, had to get an operation and treatment >Doctors says she will never be able to consume meat/animal products again >Parents sue BK because doctors said it was from eating raw contaminated beef >Parents settle with BK paying for bills and treatment, plus $400,000 and their apologies >They also offer us a BK card with unlimited credit >Eat whatever I want for free
To be honest, I rarely eat at BK now. I think I have tasted every single meal from them. I still go for their salads and shakes.
Carson Ortiz
Those feels, bro. Thanks for sharing — it's really special what hospitality can be at local places like that.
Connor Sanders
This phrase has been around for at least 10 years, gotta love the irony
Carson Sanders
If you don't have an issue with reddit leaking here, go to reddit and post there for a while. Nothing good comes from that place.
Owen Anderson
>go inside BK to order to go. >order double hamburger >get food >check burger before i go, its a single hamburger >I tell the guy at the counter, he apologizes and gets me a double burger >"uhh do you want the one one back?" >"dont worry no charge for that" >leave with a double burger and single burger
Jonathan Robinson
>fraternity organizes a gala night >all-in food, drinks, alcohol and party afterwards >the bus arrives >fuse box blew up at the location >firefighters declared the place unsafe >we were moved to a restaurant where they set up the buffet >some of the most amazing food I've had in a long time >salmon tartare with scampi and squid crackers >deer with a slice of pumpkin >Thai rice with chicken >melanzane >all free because of the fuse box that blew up >gala night moved to a different date
Levi Cooper
no u!
Angel Rogers
>be stoner in high school with friend >go to McDonald’s >order and get to window >it is a girl in our grade that also smokes >she knows >almost drive off without food after she gives us drinks >she argues with her co worker for a second then hands us like three bags of food >WAAAY more food than we ordered >stereotypical “thanks man!” >don’t even remember what she gave us
Fucking glorious man. She was super cool. Later that night I got pulled over at 1 am for driving with my headlights off.
Xavier Adams
honestly i dont even blame you for taking the donuts for yourself
>PROMISE youll hand these out user
yeah i'll hand em directly into my mouth
Hunter Hill
>Order pizza from Pizza Hut cause it's on the way home from work >Order 1hr before I leave to be done around when I get there >The parking lot is packed >Wait 30minutes to get to the cashier >My foods still not done >People have been waiting 45mins for their food >Wait staff is cool, get us tables and bring us drinks+fried food for free (As it was the pizza oven that was fucked). Everyone except a few upitty soccer moms are in good spirits and they are uniquely trying to make it as right as they can. Manager comes around and all but offers to be nailed to the cross >FINALLY get my pizza about 1.5hrs after I arrive. Get it free + 2x what I spent as credit >Manager rings me out, looks at my receipt >Thanks me again for being patient >Hands me a $100 gift card >"Yeah I'm probably getting fired for this mess so fuck it" >Go back a few weeks later and bro manager was still there, was barely given a warning since even after the credit they still broke even without alienating their entire crowd.
Thankfully my Pizza Hut has Pzone's, and their pasta is serviceable enough (I usually add a few spices).
Adam Perry
>on campus >a couple of hot chicas wearing Red Bull stuff >must have had the hots for me because they gave me a Red Bull for free >go home and masturbate
Logan Wilson
It was rich and vibrant til the normies came and started appropriating it and settling here
Sebastian Miller
Not him, but this is accurate. If its not super busy, we do take mental notes of who tips well and often, and they will get their drink faster than others, especially if the customer is polite. The fastest way to get a beer (where im from) is to leave your empty beer bottle or glass close to the rail and be patient. Its the first place we are trained to scan for refills. Bonus points if you have money on the bar. If a tender walks past, a simple "excuse me, may i have another" will get the job done. Never whistle at me like im a fucking dog or bang your bottle on the bar hoping to get another one. Thats the fastest way to get served LAST.
Treat us right and we will treat you right.
Levi Carter
>take LSD with friend and visit aquarium >ohthefish.tiff >walk city taking it all in >coming down want alcohol >buy beer at bar >my friend and I are very funny >bartender is cute grill 10,000 BTU >suggest Jameson shots >for free
Jacob Wilson
>be me >be somewhat goodlooking/young looking >always say please and thank you >always know what I want and order promptly >I smile and make eye contact when I pay >every drive thru I go to, I get extra food thrown in or a free milkshake or drink or small fry even though I only ordered one
I went to Long John Silvers yesterday and they gave me an extra chicken plank.
Jordan Miller
Right
Cooper Edwards
Yeah ok buddy
Liam Morales
This better be a joke
Christian Campbell
There's vinegar in mayo, dumdum
Josiah Hall
I also have tits and long blonde hair, so go figure.
Dominic Morgan
>not being able to eat meat or animal products ever again Jesus Christ, that sucks
Justin Nelson
>move to new town and go to local bar/mexican restaurant to use their internet and look for jobs while i have a beer >cute waitresses and they're all cool >end up sitting at the bar one day and end up talkin' sports with him >a year later and we're great friends and i'm a regular at the bar >happy hour is already half off from 3-6 pm >i get happy hour prices no matter what time i'm there >he drinks when it's slow sometimes >anytime he takes a shot, he gives me one for free >my tab is never more than $15 and i could be there for hours and drink at least 2 or 3 times that because i tip well and keep him company
It's a comfy place. I'm a barfly by nature, so it works out well. Also, the older mexican waitress and cook always bring me food they made at home because they've taken a liking to me and love to show off how great their cooking is. Shit is delicious. Also, any fucked up food orders or drinks that were made by accident generally go straight to me.
Gabriel Nelson
my wife wants to see pics
Lincoln Kelly
How the fuck can you be allergic to fucking vinegar?
Nathaniel Jones
no idea dude. I'm not smart enough to know how allergens work, but it's just diluted acetic acid yeah? Don't know how that could be complex enough to piss off the immune system.
maybe he's not "allergic", but has a bad stomach lining or something
Wyatt Brooks
>be me >homeless as fuck >living the hobo life >end up sleeping in a bus in Murfreesboro, Tennessee >panhandling on the freeway >get hungry and decide to take a break >walk into local Chick-fil-A >ask the manager for extras or scraps >manager says "I’m not going to give you any extra food or scraps. I’m going to give you a full warm meal" >oh fuck, he's gonna want me to blow him >"All I want you to do is pray with me" >oh fuck, I'd rather blow him >manager buys me a meal with his own money and we bow our heads >he asks if he can pray with me, I'm like "knock yourself out" >he puts his arm around me and says a quick prayer >some creepy faggot is watching us >says "God, let this prayer last long enough for me to get a picture" >takes a picture >posts it on facebook >I become a meme on christfag social media, wncn.com/2016/01/31/after-homeless-man-asks-for-scraps-tenn-chick-fil-a-managers-response-goes-viral/ >faggot clearly humiliated me for $5 worth of shitty chicken and gets a million dollars worth of free publicity and good PR >there is no god
Asher Hughes
>stop at gas station in the stix >back when credit cards were rare >old guy on duty >tried to run my card >must have done something wrong >get credit card statement >wasn't charged for gas there
David Smith
Theres one in a thread on /soc/. I have snapchat filter ears
Gavin Peterson
Don't listen to or . Never tip more than $0.25/beer.
>I deserve $1 for opening a bottle
Fuck entitled service plebs in the ass with a rusty hammer.
Connor Morgan
>man gives you a free meal >find a way to bitch about it, because the concept of salvation makes you uncomfortable You're welcome in the light brother, I'm here for you.
Jason Hill
fuck sakes user you hang with a weird crowd
but dead heads are a good lot so no judgement here
Owen Foster
user the secret is to tip a buck for the first one and act grateful so they load up your next one real good.
only works for mixed beverages obv. but if you find some hussie bar wench at your local bowling alley and make her feel special, she'll treat you well
Brayden Long
Wtf, why the fuck are you living in a school bus?
Nolan Barnes
Nigger we came up with it. Just because they use it too doesn't make it theirs.
Blake Harris
based dub Christian poster
Luke Stewart
There was a tweak working the deli counter at Safeway and she handed me my change plus the 7 dollars I paid for the food with.
Christopher Fisher
>Get a free sandwich at Jersey Mikes >they give me a free cookie too because they said I looked lonely and told me happy birthday
Austin Brooks
>Go to Wendys >Red head girl working the counter, looking depressed as fuck >"Yea, ill get an order of spicy nugs" >Red head qt3.14 asks for a name on the order >"Steve" >She stares at me like I just said something in sanskrit >Cashier goes on to say, "The person who just ordered before you was also named steve..." >"I guess my parents werent very creative" >Red headed cashier starts busting up laughing >Get 10 nugs >mfw only ordered a 4 piece.
Brody Phillips
She wanted you to ask her out m8
Jackson Morgan
>still pay for the 1-2 beers
>be you >be envious of your mom's 10 dicks
>and hit it with a hammer and shot himself in the face. kid deserved it
lol
>loving cum so much
didn't she notice the meat was RAW
he's right tho
Jack Nelson
went to a mcdonald's that had two drive thrus for some reason, finished my order before the other guy and pulled ahead first, I pay at the first window, didn't react to the total I was given because I wasn't paying attention and realize I just paid for that other guy's order. I tell them this and the manager was called over and she just voided my payment and promo'd out what I actually ordered 100%. I went to the pickup window and the guy tried to give me the wrong food then I had to tell him which check number I had on my receipt, if that helped at all, and he just stared at me confused like he wasn't used to using check numbers at all, as if he just bagged random shit and handed it out the window all day and felt like that was his job. it felt like nobody working in there knew what they were doing at all. i'm not even sure why they kept both drive thrus opened if they couldn't keep track of orders. they must have all been new.