Webm Thread

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>peas

obviously, he put them in the pan at different times, and was too stupid to account for that time difference

the fact that you don't realize this makes you as stupid as him.

I thought those were olives for a second

>that absolute unit
you just know that he ordered that

damn son

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Shut the fuck up retard

Damn dude lay off the amphetamines

>was too stupid

He obviously flipped them in the opposite order he put them in as a joke, just like everything Jack does, yet idiots on Veeky Forums still eat it up and pretend like it's real.

At least Masaokis went 100%.

>10167963
i think hes a tard

maybe you should stop mindlessly responding to jack posts with shocked comments like the retarded redditor you are just to be included in a possible screencap

Dumbass

Has RRCherrypie gotten over his infantile whining about the fake Facebook/Twitter pages? I thought his videos were comfy as hell but then he started bitching and moaning, threatening to stop making videos, and making personal threats to people who took offense to his behavior, all because some idiots were pretending to be him.

It's really common here in Brazil. We also do the same with hot dogs.
It's more about putting as much stuff as you can in one meal to get your money's worth rather than being about taste.
As a matter of fact, my dad used to take us to a similiar place when we were kids, expect that we had a bigger burger, like the size of a pizza. We didn't have the healthiest childhood. But to be fair, the Brazilian people have been getting fatter and fatter in the last decades.

That's Brazil, son.

>Brazil

LMAO

Respect us or we'll steal your wallet and your iPhone.

I think you meant huehuehue.

kill yourself

phat ass

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I disagree and think uneven heating of a fliimsy pan caused significant surface heat variations and the burned one might've been directly over the heating element

what kind of eggs are those? they look even smaller than rat eggs

>rat eggs

>We also do the same with hot dogs.
You know, if they weren't canned, peas and corn might actually be good on a hot dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=CSEE_xW51GI

Kind of look like gecko eggs.

>knives on jeans

But why

Kek that last failcake

I can never stop staring at that qt to the right whenever I see this webm. You can see her bra and side boob.

not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

Obese ass bitch.

>rat eggs

Tasty HIV

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>malaria burgers

what the fuck, who are you and why do you keep replying with this exact wording and image every time.

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>premade frosting
Christ its not hard to make from scratch

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Yea you made me think this thread was 2 weeks old for a second with your word for word pasta. keep it up you dang maniac

America was a mistake.

It's a recipe for kids.

He's been doing it for months.

idk why this keeps getting reposted
it is very obviously aimed at children

jesus christ, its like 80% bun what the fuck is this? Subway?

Keep up the good work user

I'm sensing Kay.

It's some MLP shit, isn't it?

>supporting the inb4 fag pasta shit
you retarded m8?

Yeah, a bonus feature on an MLP DVD

Thanks for the criticism user, however, as I doubt the user would stop If I said otherwise, I deemed it appropriate to take the opposite approach and provide support under the hope that he may stop if his expected response were not provided.

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You know you could make some oc, you make this list enough times that it's become copypasta in and of itself

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I didn't say nothing to either of posts. if you want something to go away you ignore it entirely. don't support the attention whore, it'll keep coming back if you do.

Thank you for the advice user.

Also imagine sticking your dick in that.

Disgusting

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>No teaspoon of godzilla.
Fuck whoever this fake ass bitch is.

>Using both metric and imperial measurements
But why

Why is fishe so stiff?

Why does she cut it with a putty knife at the end?

>corn

nogracias.png

COCAINE

You're asking that of a country that still uses 'stone,' but only for measuring human weights for some reason.

i miss masaokis :(

Kinda looks like Hank Azaria.

fuckin miss this show, bro.

Olivia Jensen's gotten even bigger since filming this segment.

It's not Jack, buttmunch.

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come on it's not as if certain other countries don't stick to absurd outdated traditions solely for tradition's sake

Yeah, but Britons are the ones always making fun of that certain other country for doing the very same thing they do.

>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 butterslut
I'd like to borrow these from your library if you please.

that's just banter m8

I'll share one, have most of what you're requesting but I'm tired, maybe tomorrow

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Samefag

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What the hell happened to Joey, going from eating burgers in a car to this?

before they were all pussified celebs...
especially who now goes on tv to cry every week, who used to do the man show...

>that filename
Who the hell is Pinkie Pie?

he got depressed and went on a bender

i dont know why but everytime i see this webm, it still makes me think they are spraying a mist of powdered cheese on the pigs.