Vegemite

americans eat miracle whip, how can they complain about vegemite?

It's completely baffling to me why Americans can't deal with vegemite. What are they doing wrong? Are they spreading it like it's nutella or something?

Actually, true Australians in modern Australia don't eat Vegemite anymore. They bitch about it being Halal certified and soapbox about how they'll be damned before they buy any product that is going to help fund terrorist cunts.

t. melbourne

those arent true australians, poofter

It's good on anything with bread, butter, cheese or in a nice meaty stew. Also it's incredibly fucking healthy for you so you lose nothing by eating it.

I use a little leather card holder.
It just works.

There's some cash in the zip pocket for emergencies but pretty much everything I buy I via pay-wave.
When you commute on a bicycle you learn to travel light.

>travels by bicycle
>organ donor card

Checks out, you deserve to die, cunt.

Sure, give your own idea of a true Australian (AKA a first generation immigrant) a hug for me sometime.

Because it is salty and delicious. Have it with tomato on toast

Vegemite is pretty amazing on toast with butter and cheese

t.American

>acquired taste
>ordered a 12 pack of prawn chips and vegemite off amazon
>enjoyed it the first time I tried it
>ate the rest of the jar with a spoon when it was nearly empty

t. American

fuck those are good

can you donate your liver to me? mine has just about had enough

buy dick smith ozemite is not halal

youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

What's it taste like?

salty milk and coins

_very_ salty milk and coins

toasted ciabatta bread, thick lightly salted butter slather, and only a conservative and thin spread of vegemite

>goat toast

>incomes the superior spreadable yeast extract

Even better: toasted ciabatta, no butter, thickly slathered vegemite, and a huge hunk of melted cheese over the top,

Square up house nigga, vegemite is fucking stellar, and I'm American

>sour dough bread
>spread butter
>spread vegemite
>tomato slice
>avocado slice
>black pepper
Perfect lunch.

I cycled my commute for a few years and i never felt like a regular wallet was dragging me down. Sounds wildly irrational tbdesu.

Vegemite and cheese is pretty much a perfect combination.

I'll marm u, buddy

from the jar desu

Imagine this, but as a spread.

UnaumMiiii

What are some American only brands/foods that go with vegemite?

Imagine if you left cheap watery beer out in the sun for a while, added some lawn clippings, then a metric fuckton of salt. It tastes just like you'd expect salted beer byproduct to taste.

it's strong stuff senpai you're not supposed to eat literal spoons of it

For real though, let's discuss:
>Vegemite
>Marmite
>Bovril

For me, it's Bovril > Marmite > Vegemite. Bovril's the real shit.

Fuck off, Bill.

I love those. I also love Salty stuff in general. I really want to try Vegemite or Marmite, but I'd need to buy off Amazon. Just never get around to it, or I always forget.

Damn straight. Fuck the drink though, Bovril on toast is the only way.

Here too.
britishfooddepot.com/vegemite-220g/

Yes actually
youtube.com/watch?v=-YPSWHyyaDI
youtube.com/watch?v=P_sUhTWtvG4

marmite is better than vegemite, vegemite has a gross & sharp/bright cloying flavor unlike marmite which has a well-rounded earthy almost malty quality

fight me

Bovril is fucking abhorrent, it's just reduced beef stock... it's like you boiled gravy down to just a brown salt and reconstituted it into a foul fecal-brown translucent paste. What kind of impoverished troglodyte would water it down and slurp on a mug full of bone scrapings and sodium? probably the kind of scum that has lime residue in their kettle and black mold in the plaster of their council houses.

There must be something in it that's the cause of so many Australians (83%) to engage in internet trolling.

What happens if you mix marmite and vegemite?

Which state would enjoy vegemite the most?

dont u fuckin dare u little shit

I'm half abo so thats why I like it, it tastes like my mums cooking

Fuck smart watches. I'm waiting for the inevitable RFID chip wallet implanted directly under my skin by the New World Order

This makes Marmite gas

Pin wheel?
Thats a cheesy mite scroll cunt, aka fucking delicious

That sounds really fucking good, T. American.

Probably hear that it's strong stuff and attempt to eat too much in an attempt to seem tough.

...

That looks amazing.

Vegemite and Marmite are excellent. It's salty and full of glutamic acid, why wouldn't a dumb American like it?

Us Aussies use the internet how it's supposed to be used. The rest of you fucks are obsessed with pseudo intellectual circlejerking and sucking the fun out of everything.

>She

Bondi Beach.

Had some of this, it was awful, and I like Vegemite.

You can use it instead of salt.

I personally can't stomach it. I'm a Britbong and prefer Marmite, vegemite tastes like marmite with a weird soil taste

If you like salty, I bet you're going to love this shit.

>muh grams
Faggot

Can you still get beef Bovril? After mad cow all I can find is the chicken shit

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fuck off and stop bumping your shit thread. it failed because you're a massive cunt.

just die already. loser.

Nice trips

One of those posts was mine but not the others. Your keen analysis proves false.

Bumping this thread