>package says 'let stand 1 minute before consuming'
>you don't
Package says 'let stand 1 minute before consuming'
delightfully devilish
now kys
hohoho delightfully devilish user
flip half way through cooking. you don't
Can label says no more than two per day. You sip five.
i often wonder if burns was diddling bart, and thats why bart was such a bad kid. it makes sense. think about it.
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>label says "shake before use"
>u don't
>label says "refrigerate after opening"
>u dont
>preheat oven
>you dont
not very funny
take a break. maybe walk your dog in the park for a while. hopefully you will come back with some good material.
>label says "shake before use"
>do the hokey pokey and you turn around
because that's what it's all about!
Fuck off.
>Microwave 3 minutes, stir, then microwave an additional 2 minutes
>Just microwave for 5 minutes with no stirring
Make me.
Stick to making Reddit lullabies on Reddit.
>getting this asshurt over a joke
Makes no sense at all. Mr. Burns had no regular private contact with Bart.
good point m8.
>use within 3 days of opening
>still eating my cucumbers of 2 weeks ago
you dog you
It's just for the brand to cover itself from being sued by fucking retards, like the messages on peanuts which warn the product may contain nuts
>instructions say to preheat to 450 (230 for brainlets) and then put the item in
>you just put the item in and add an extra two minutes
>instructions say prick with a fork
>you prick with a knife
>Pie says cool for an hour
>Consume immediately
my crude jokes get deleted by janitors
don't hate the player, hate the game