What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

What do you think of this pizza, Veeky Forums?

Needs ranch and hot sauce

>eating meat in 2018
Pathetic. Americans are unbelievable.

Could really use some anchovies.

Assembled by a rookie. Topping are too heavy in the center. Looks like a frozen crust also

I fucking despise those nasty ass sausage crumbles that are on frozen pizzas. So fucking disgusting. Thin-sliced italian sausage or nothing.
I'll give you 1/10, 1 because at least it isn't "rising-crust."

That’s that round table

I get seeded sausage from Jet's Pizza

I would eat the fuck out of it. That's primo gas station pizza right there.

looks grotesque

>too much grease, soaks through plate
>terrible sausage distribution
>pepperoni too high up, barely any crust
>too wide to properly hold

fire whoever made this, 3.6/10

flyover trash

Looks like something you would get "by the slice" in a touristy area at 3:45 pm when the only pizzas available are hours old and left over from the lunch rush.

Looks like a Sam's club pizza judging by the look and toppings.

Why does pizza only seem to get topped with trashy meats? Wheres the quality stuff? This is why I don't like meat on pizza, they always use the gross shit. My boss does a pretty good pulled pork pizza with green onions and a sweet/spicy sauce drizzle, but he can't get the crust quite right. Still pretty good.

I think that pizza looks nasty, OP.

Pulled pork on pizza is a good move.

Lately I've taken to just buying a shitty cheap frozen pizza and adding a large shredded chicken breast with a little sriracha or bbq sauce(Hawaiian is good) or both.

It's fucking amazing.

I want to drink a five gallon bucket of water just looking at that.

Needs more margerine, frankly.

My dad and I joke around and say it's like eating rat turds

might as well be eating a hamburger

Hamburgers generally are far less shitty looking than that pizza. I'd reword your post to say "you'd be a lot better off eating a hamburger".

Is this some sort of salt-related joke?

The lack of anything good on it
No pineapple
No jalapeenoes
No good ham sausage is alright but its not ham
Cheese looks like it came shreded from within some sort of government box marked made in the usa =/
Pretty big fail