Tales from the Mexican Restaurant

I used to work in a casual Mexican restaurant that was owned by and mostly staffed by white people, even in the kitchen. One day the owners hired an actual Mexican guy to work in the kitchen. He'd never worked in a kitchen before in his life, although nobody knew this when he started.

>Someone tells him to fry tortilla chips
>It was the beginning of the day and the fryer hadn't even been turned on yet
>10 minutes later
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>Soggy ass tortilla chips everywhere soaked in oil
>Fryer is off
>He looks at the oil soaked chips
>"Eees no work!"

>Half the time he'd microwave something, he'd forget to actually set the microwave so the food would just sit in the damn microwave
>Someone called him out on his bullshit
>He pointed to the microwave
>"Ees broken!"

>Broke a glass in the deep fryer and didn't tell anyone
>Chunk of glass comes up with a chimichanga
>He's immediately accused
>"Eeet not me amigo!"

>Instead of helping clean up Mexican guy is fucking around cooking stuff
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I WANT TO GO HOME
>"New recipe!"
>It was cheese, guacamole, shrimp, and fried fish patties

The first thing you do when you open the kitchen is turn everything on. It's your fault - though probably bullshit.

I am also racist

>We were hoping he'd get fired
>He invited us to his place after work after knowing us like two weeks
>For some reason we decided to go
>It was a fucking dilapidated rental house
>He had about 10 other dudes living there sleeping on the floor and shit
>Trash, tools, and junk were everywhere
>Most of them had even worse English than he did
>He had a fridge full of Bud Light, ounces of weed, and more cocaine than I'd ever
>He invited some Mexican chicks over
>10/10 party
>We put up with all his incompetence after that and partied there every weekend
>It only lasted a month and then we never saw him again
>Some dude at his house said he went back to Mexico

thanks for sharing!

>working
>casual Mexican restaurant
Eeees not thru
Lazy gringos
Working .... yeah right
Eeeet tru lazy gringos so lazy cant even fuck pussy like a man must
Every gringa loves her papi chulo
Eeets me
I fuck as good as I work much better really but Im not one to brag k`
But yeah white mamacitas love papi's love whistle too much that I was always sore
Next times the coke stories amigo you will like eeet

Nice fake blog post. It's hilarious that you're that afraid of brown people.

is thtat my boy georgie best?

Is she south african
She is so south african like
Does she cook

>restaurant not completely kitchen staffed by mexicans
ask me how I know you're lying.

I found a dish bitch folks

I live in California and the only Mexican (and the only one who even speaks Spanish) is our dishwasher. I'll admit it is pretty weird. We're next to a sushi place and every cook there speaks Spanish.

Found the lying dirty mexican folks

Yep

>go to mexican restaurant
>buenas tardes, me puede traer un plato de-
>"im sorry sir i dont speak spanish lol"
>get up and leave

>still leave tip because I'm not a fucking troglodyte

Is this story really so hard to believe? Do you think racial stereotypes came out of some evil white government lab?

>brown
>people

user, as much as I would like to believe your story is true I do not. You did get me to read it though so here is your (you) fgt

>go to local mexican restaurant often when drunk because guilty pleasure.
>order or service is always fucked in some way or another
>deal with it every time instead of saying something because im a beta-cuck and put up with it because the food is lit
Anyone frequent a mexican restaurant that actually has competent staff?