Escargot

Is pic related worth buying at all if I want to try cooking up some snails? Also how to cook? I was thinking butter, garlic, red pepper flakes and parsley.

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Are you the guy who ate a piece of shit off his bathrobe?

I tried them once, just tastes like clams, nothing special about them. Just get clams instead, they're way cheaper and aren't drowned just to taste decent.

LOL

Yeah, but these look more impressive than clams to normies.
They are eXoTiC

They are also packed with shit.

Ok but do you think you don’t eat shit already?

Those are just the shells. You use them for plating. The snails usually come canned.

The snails are in the can at the bottom, dum dum.

snails arent escargot

Wtf are you talking about?

snails from France (escargot) are different from snails found elsewhere dumbass, it's like champagne

Now you're just intentionally being dumb.

Oh. You’re one of thooose people.

Caracoles > escargot

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AAHHH The French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence

I don't own a bathrobe.

Just buy pencil erasers.
Same texture and taste for a fraction of the price.

They sell them at the farmers market near me. I kind of want to try them but what do you do with canned snails?

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Special French snails folded over 20 times.

NO!
Don't fucking buy snails you faggot, a specific kind of snail, the escargo one was introduced to most of europe by the roman empire and by far most snails are edible. Just google snails in your area to make sure theres not some crazy poisonous little shit

Once you have your snails put em in a shoebox or something and feed them milk for a day or two, makes em tastier.

mmmmmm

>Escargot

my cargo

I wouldn't go to France