What are the best Dorito and Mountain Dew pairings?

What are the best Dorito and Mountain Dew pairings?

I tried Mountain Dew and it just tasted like Sprite to me.

I tried Sprite and it just tasted like 7Up for me

I tried 7up and it just tasted like fizzy lemonade to me

I tried 7-Up and it just tasted like Mountain Dew to me.

> morgan freeman rap was quality of a white guy nerd lip synching to rap.

Anybody else cringe at that shit?

My suburban white middle aged mom thought it was hilarious.

Jesus Christ why is Morgan Freeman's nose so huge

I tried Mountain Dew and it just tasted like Mello Yello to me

I tried Mello Yello and it tasted like Squirt to me.

Coke nose

Tried Squirt and it taste like Orangina to me

The level of Reddit in this thread is stunning. What happened to this place?

You came along

Do me a favor and eat a bullet

No.

I tried Reddit and it just tasted like Veeky Forums to me

I tried to eat a bullet once...

...but it tasted like sprite

he's black.

Tried Orangina now I fuck animals.

...

Baha Blast Mt Dew and cool ranch doritoes

kek

missed opportunity to not put leddit and maymay on the skateboard

I had the blaze the other day
tasted like a szechuan teriyaki flavor

didnt make it friend, feel free to make those changes though

Veeky Forums is where Reddit users come when they don't want to get downvoted for being insufferable cunts all the time. It's the most Reddit-tier board I've seen on this site.
Just watch a thread and see how many people are making puns, beating stale memes to death or replying with "This."

I tried your post, and it tasted like faggot to me

This

This.

Why did they rebrand Sierra Mist as Mt Dew ice?

>noice