How do you make a good imitation of Mcdonald's hashbrowns?

How do you make a good imitation of Mcdonald's hashbrowns?

thats the most innocent burn i've ever seen

Spend 17 billion dollars on chemical and market research, kill trillions of species that no one has ever even heard of, then squirt your super jizz on a potato and deep fry it.

Wut

Reference to some fat lesbian lib reporter who photoshopped a Veeky Forums thread to prove some kind of point. It involved tater tots.

if he was trying to imitate that why didn't he make his post number the same

You make a good point

Now THIS is capitalism.

Freeze your hash browns into patties
Fry
Profit

Wait, what? What're you talking about? I'm interested.

Why waste time and money to make imitation of McDonald's hashbrowns when pic related are exactly like that and cheaper?

Why are they so uniquely yummy. It's just potato isn't it?

Steamed some fries and mashed and diced them up just right before, then deep-fried them afterwards- texture was pretty similar.

Ikr? Kinda weird business there.

Get a proper hash brown and wipe your ass on it.

They're two for a dollar just get McDonald's hasbbroens

Grate your potatos
Squeeze water out of them
Microwave for 2 mins
Make a cookie cutter shape using foil
Fry them for a couple mins and flip

Pretty sure there is some onion in em too.

>He buys frozen foods that aren't vegtables

>hash browns
>made of potato
>not a fucking vegetable

>actually enjoying eating literally anything from McDonald’s

What kind of point about Veeky Forums can you make with tater tots?

>potato
>vegetable
They're technically a froot

>he buys frozen vegetables

sauce?

can you show me where a potato contains seeds

They don't have that special McDs taste, you know the one

Everything below the skin.

>not enjoying a sausage and egg McMuffin

From a show called Homeland. Shame how mainstream this place is becoming

>apples from the ground
French is such a stupid language

Terre doesn’t translate to ground you fucking retard.

You’re really ashamed of Veeky Forums becoming “mainstream.” Like this site is something you’re proud to be a part of

How new are you?

It's a place to hide from mainstream people and I don't know where else to to hide if everyone comes here.

everyone has been here since 2003. Veeky Forums hasnt been a secret club in a long time. The only thing that's changed is that people have stopped caring about looking 'nu' by not adhering religiously to the hivemind that goes on here

Grate.
Remove as much liquid as possible.
Salt
Spread onto sheet pan.
Freeze.
Cut into shape.
Deep fry.

For the longest time, "apple" was used to refer to any fruit.

>apples of the earth

Moron

Pineapple

Kek. Bump for cocaine

Why would you want to?
Grate potatoes, wring out excess moisture with a clean dish towel, cook in BACON GREASE like your grandmammy intended hashed browns to be.
for flavor add onions, garlic and rosemary to the pan before the potato bits. all chopped finely
serve with a fried egg. bacon itself is optional but good too.
Hash browns are one of the few things I bother saving bacon grease to cook with.

That bag should be translucent with grease . I’m calling false advertising

You can buy fuckoff huge packs of these at the store frozen for like 3 dollars, just do that

Fairly certain McDonald's preps all their potatoes in one go. To me this makes sense from a production stand point. Now I know McDonald's brines their fries. The hash browns are kinda like their fries. Try doing a sweet brine on your potatoes prior to making them.

why is the greentext not
>green?

No they aren't.

Don't lie. Lying is Jews.