Watch out plebs, patrician coming through

was it rape?

Thanks, Brexit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahahahahahaa

Never had one. What does it taste like?

...i dont get it?

Wrong.

I'm glad it didn't take too long.
First post would have been good, but I'll take this. Good job.

ngl, one of the few things europe as a continent as a whole has over america is chocolate. god german chocolate is so fucking good.

OH NONONONO PFFFTTHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

Did that fucking actually happen? Holy shit kek.

Why did so many people get upset about this? They still have the same amount of chocolate and still cost the same.

I remember them being an ass to break into chunks and even then one triangle never fitted correctly in the mouth. Very hard chocolate but it has pieces of nougat in it which makes it more chewy. It isn't all that great really, incredibly overrated.

I'm not a chocolate person, or a candy person, but holy shit when I was in Germany I had some and it was pretty damn good.

Only an american would think that the over fatty, over sugary plastic american food is better than fine european cuisine.

>They still have the same amount of chocolate
False.
The amount of chocolate is reduced to keep the cost the same, as Britain's currency devalued after Brexit. This is called Hidden Inflation.

400g bars are now 360g, 170g bars are now 150g.

There is literally nothing hidden about this. What a bad PR move on their part.

If American chocolate bars were this substantially reduced there would literally be riots across the countries. Amerilards in scooters would be spraying AR-15 copkiller machine gun bullets in every school and daycare until their chocolate regained its former size.

AR15 is not a machine gun.

Kentucky candy is the true patrician.

Glad you could bake it lightning.

hersheys is probably around 20% cacao already any less and its not really qualified to be called chocolate anymore. Also they did reduce the size of them a couple years back

Reminder that Cadbury drastically reduced the size of the chocolate eggs after the 2008 recession and outright lied in their marketing with the line "they haven't gotten smaller, you've just gotten bigger"

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Evidently not. Apparently if you carry one into a school filled with unarmed children you can only manage to kill 17 people before you're apprehended.

>americans won't let childs near eggs with toys, but will let them eat eggs filled with semen substitute

wew, I wonder who is behind this...

it's not due to Brexit, that's a convenient excuse. it's Mondelez being greedy. the new shape is shite, will not buy again

fuck i didn't remember them being that big!

It's obviously a mini egg beside a normal egg. But yes, they are smaller now.

You mean Easter Toad?

Ever had a heath bar? Imagine the heath toffee broken into rice-sized pieces and distributed throughout milk chocolate. Some are flavored with almonds or honey as well. Pretty good desu

Ar-15's are semi-auto and low-powered, just basically black plastic grandma-friendly versions of common hunting rifles.

Soon.

A celebration.

true patrician candy coming through

Excuse me, I believe this is PEAK chocolate performance

Do you even know the story? Look it up again before you respond, i would hate for you to look like a even bigger dumbfuck twice in a row.

That absolute state of the lard asses in Britain to be bitching about how much chocolate is in a candy bar.

you literally mean PUKE chocolate performance

Cadbury eggs were aLways grossly sweet to me

>Hershey's
>Peak
You have to be retarded to think that anything ftrom Hershey's is edible. It's literally wax mixed with spoiled milk

>tfw americans think they know what chocolate tastes like

You don't deserve this post

How would it compare to the riots in France when they put Nutella on sale?

Whew, that's fancy. I feel like buying a Hershey bar is such a treat anyway, I always go with what I know.

I'm inside the Brown & Haley building in Tacoma WA right now

Everyone likes Almond Roca, right?

How did you get in?

Through the door.

'sup?

I got some at Target recently, they were nice if a bit overpriced for mass market-ish candy.