I'm housesitting for my uncle and aunt, i get two eggs per day from their chickens and I haven't eaten any in a week...

I'm housesitting for my uncle and aunt, i get two eggs per day from their chickens and I haven't eaten any in a week. What do I do with 14 eggs?

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Baked spaghetti with cheddar cheese melted on top

Make egg bread.

Zucchini slice

egg salat!

diced hard boiled eggs, mayonnaise/remoulade, mustard, salt.
...and fresh bread

Breakfast casserole

omelette filled with fried eggs

Shove them back in the chicken

deviled eggs. throw em down your guzzle

Nigga, I'll do breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert for two days, and still have to pimp slap them chickens for more.
>pancakes or crepes (2)
>hard boileds then egg salad then sammiches (4)
>deep fried breading for anything (2)
>cake (2)
>omelet or huevos rancheros (3-4)
>fried rice (1-2)
>quiche (3-5)
>lemon meringue pie (2-4 whites only)

herby 3 egg white +1 yolk prosciutto (or bacon, ham etc) popcorn scramble - cheese optional but not really. season with favorites. when done, drop remaining yolks, break and let run, don't stir. enjoy the awesome

Quiche you fool. or Egg salad. Or hard boil them. Deviled eggs.

soft boil, freeze, dredge, deep fry

wait, you can freeze eggs?

Pavlova mmm

fuckin yardbird deviled eggs

i am dying over here, i need two dozen stat

20 cheese omelette

Of course you can.

>yardbird deviled eggs
It's the basic southern recipe, is it not? Make some!

OP, you can hardboil eggs and keep them refrigerated. Just get them cooked and then sit back a day or two, and finally get around to that deviled idea, or some egg salad. I suggest curried as an alternative style.

Eggwhites make delicious meringue cookies.

Make two large sponge cakes.

what? explain!

pressed for time but basically this happymoneysaver.com/can-you-freeze-eggs/

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Yep, find a drunk girl.

Tortilla de papas son! That’ll make two of them!

quiche/custards, angel food cake, hollandaise

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how many chickens do they have OP? might think about doing this on my own.

put 14 eggs in the microwave and press start, should take less than a minute. should sound like popcorn, but funner...

Quiche my brother

That's what popovers taste like to me

Eggs is the fruit of the chicken. You can boil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, breakfast sandwhiches, eggs Benedict, quiche, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried There's egg salad sandwhiches, scrambled eggs, sunny side up eggs, egg noodles, drop egg soup, pickled egg, deviled egg, huevos rancheros, egg frittata, egg-in-a-hole, coddled eggs. That- that's about it.

Seriously though, google search.

Step one: take them out of the fridge and don't put them back in there.
Step two: make lemon curd

Definitely a big quiche

make a B I G E G G

Boil them and tell your uncle that you don't fuck with eggs when he gets back. Just act like you put them up and didn't care about them.

french toast nigga

Thai Red Curry with Egg

Pickle them, boo

Eggs like that? Good for 3 weeks in a fridge.
If they're unwashed they're fine at room temp.

I have a whole coop full of chickens. They lay almost a dozen eggs a day. I sell what I don't eat for $3/dozen. I however keep a supply of frozen eggs cracked out in bags in the freezer for when the hens are not laying so well. I make a lot of pumpkin pies since I had an amazing pumpkin harvest last year and those require eggs. A hard boiled egg, sliced, and added to soups/stews/noodles at the end when the cooking is done is pretty great.

What ratio of ingredient to egg do you use?

This is a comfy suggestion. Add a bit of beet juice and they come out looking magical.

Scotch eggs are pretty great

You can make a tortilla de papas for 1 or 2 persons with 3 eggs.

stu thats 144 eggs

Eat them all in a big bowl

Make Shakshouka. Eat like a barbarian.

why are you putting fresh yard eggs in the fridge retard