What is this

What is this

tonsil rotator

butthole spreader

They use it to measure catholic boys testicles. When one ball won't fit anymore, you're too old and no longer eligible for special time with the priest.

hand simulator

It's your mom's asshole. Stop doing this.

It was posted the other day and we all agreed it was some kind of corer, but couldn't find it anywhere

She doesn't have one

Oyster shucker

The point is I just made you think about the part of your mom's body that her poop comes out of, which is funny to me. Picture it. Really use your imagination.

It's a foreskin peeler used by penis inspectors. I'm not surprised an American would be unfamiliar with it.

i dont like this

Nipple twister.

MY KA-JIGGER!

This is the only obvious answer.

7/10

Space alien antenna

Mount one on your head and pretend that you're a teletubby.

0/10

carrot top/10??

A metal snake expressing it's disappointment with your thread

for removing cores from mango?

for removing aborted fetus?

it's a photoshop

a sklœrk
why