What kind of degenerate eats mushrooms?

What kind of degenerate eats mushrooms?

me.

And me.

Why are mushrooms degenerate?

They’re fungus

I eat the magic variety, of course if you're throwing around degenerate like you are, I guess I'm one too

I put mushrooms in my grilled cheese. Canned mushrooms only, though.

>what is bread

>eating something that literally sat in dirt for months
No thanks.

>Literally all plants
Holy shit I'll bet you really do sustain yourself on tendies and mountain dew code red

i see you are an American too, I prefer eating stuff grown in a lab by Monsanto

Enjoy your e. coli and literal dirt you dumb 3rd worlder
At least its cleaner than shit grown literally in dirt. I've probably eaten 3 vegetables in my entire life because I dont trust where it came from

>raises hand

>eating animals made from cum
Look at this faggot

Preach. Stay mad third worlders. Enjoy your dirt cookies while USA eats steak and lobster.

lame bait.

What kind of degenerate eats meat?

I like a good mushroom

mushroom gravy is pretty good

I like mushrooms. Go really well with chicken and beef. Love mushroom omelettes too, great for using up eggs that I don't want for any time soon.

What kind of person doesn’t like mushrooms?

>canned
now that's filthy

Do Americans really not eat mushrooms?

They're yucky!

>go to restaurance
>order steak with sauteed mushrooms
>food arrives
>mushrooms are just canned mushrooms

I was pissed

>restaurance

it's the plural of restaurant

>Eugene OR
>Mushrooms in everything
>e v e r y t h i n g

>amerimuts think that the only mushrooms that exist are champignons
pic rel+scrambled eggs all fried on butter it's the ultimate breakfast
also
nothing more comfy than going to the forest in summer/autumn and picking up some fresh mushrooms

I've never had a mushroom I liked, honestly. I've tried many varieties but both the taste and texture are not for me.

forgot pic rel

My nigger

>lesuperiorSwedeface.jpg

>eating something that sat in dirt for months

>potatoes
>carrots
>turnips
>any kind of greens

Don't have children, autism is hereditary.

>Steak
>Flesh of a creature that eats its own vomit
>Lobster
>A giant sea bug

amazing

Ever have lobster mushrooms? My mom found some in the woods and gave me one and it was interesting.

Mushrooms are GOAT sustenance you mong. I bet you dont wash fruit before you eat it too

>GOAT sustenance
>practically no calories

>Not knowing basic fucking biology
The entire fruiting body is produced in a matter of days. Fungi typically grow much faster than vegetables

most of the world for thousands of years, mushroom gathering and farming is ancient.

Fungus is great for health and wellbeing
Its the main part in Penicillin
You hate fungus only its heals you because you lack it in your system unless its in a capsule
Yeah makes sense
Eat a fat one

Guess you don't eat potatoes, either, then.

It's a white people thing OP, don't worry about it.

>trolled this easily
>doesn't understand how RNA actually works
hrm

>can't figure out how to post on Veeky Forums
>OBSESSED
>oh yes quite everyone has a variety of edible mushrooms in the park near their house, everyone in real countries at least
>bork bork bork
stop this

So you don't eat carrots either?

edible fungi can be grown indoors...

gr8 b8

I kinda prefer pic related.

I'm Polish
No, they don't grow here and we basically eat only those that we gather ourselves
if you never forgot pic to your post you're probably a newfag.
I don't know what's a real country for you, in mine we have forests outside of towns where anybody can go with their family and during the season also find there mushrooms. Or if you're lazy just fucking buy them
I had them once in risotto, nice but for some reason not many people here grab them from the forests