FUCKING WAGIE. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME WHEN I'M CHECKING OUT. YOU EXIST ONLY TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO PAY...

FUCKING WAGIE. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME WHEN I'M CHECKING OUT. YOU EXIST ONLY TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO PAY. REEEEEEEEEEE

remember this attitude when you discover you're out of stamps, asshole

ill fuck your whore mother you genetically inferior shitposter

>YOU EXIST ONLY TO TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO PAY
You don't do the math in your head as you pluck items off the shelf?

>self checkout has a no singles policy

>using stamps
>not just using the meter at work

>grocer joker has decalibrated all the scales
>pay $37 for bananas

>DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME
>TELL ME TO HAVE A NICE DAY

>gets bullied by high schooler

>item doesn't scan
>whip out the old "that means it's free" chestnut
hilarious every time, isn't it, wagie?

devilish

>be able bodied adult male
>"Why yes, I would like help taking my groceries to the car"
>I intentionally parked at the back of the lot

>enter upc
>neetcucks btfo

I would have assumed that meant food stamps... this is the cooking board after all, thief.

bitch i'm not calculating 8.87% tax and remembering which items are exempt

your country dosn't have a fixed rate GST (goods & services tax) that is included in the price of the item?
wew.
do they also list prices like $1.99 but charge you $2.00 even when you pay electronically? i mean that's daylight robbery.

>do they also list prices like $1.99 but charge you $2.00
I've never even heard of this

tax is usually calculated and added after the stated price. it's because tax is different in every state and even within counties/cities it's different. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about with the 1.99 thing

Is anyone else really tired of these stupid fucking "rage comic" images?

Not a rage comic retard.

I mean it basically is. we just replaced LE EBIN
with TFW.

it's even lazier and faggier and more autistic and fuck you you invalid cunt

Tfw go to publix after work cause it's on my way home. Buy shit. Go to check out. They ask me how im doing. " im off work" with a big grin :) im such an asshole lol.

>Buy jar of Bleu cheese dressing for salad and nothing else
>qt clerk: "oh wow, just dressing huh? You must really like salad"

>t. unemployed frogposter who maintains what little self esteem he has by acting like hes above retail/food workers

That's no way to rack up good boy points

Obviously the answer to this is "no, I just really like dressing."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You shouldn't spend too much time posting in the bathroom, better go back to work before they realize what you're doing in there.

[spoiler]I've been there[/spoiler]

...He wasn't waiting hours after his post for you to reply. That reply was a little late. I mean I still get it, but...

>wagie forgets to thank me for providing job security

concentrated, weaponized autism. We should release you on Saudi Arabia to wreak havoc.

I knew redditors weren't very smart, but wow.