WEBM thread

>inb4 that guy with the list of >inb4 green text about reposted webms

Ok that's fine but content wise what do people want?

I dunno what the complainers want, but I'm pretty happy with anything food related. It's nice to see a combination of some new and some classics. That's just me.

Not the same mini food video every thread.

At least 50% OC per thread.

Yes, they will become slow as shit. That's fine; it still saves time sifting through old webms.

That's fair, I ask because I've made like 50 webms in the last month of a variety of things and it's hard to see what sticks. And to be honest with the file size and time restrictions it's easier to make webms of silly and goofy stuff.

Avoid the gay autism ones like in the OP, nobody likes those. Ones with genuinely good cooking are always welcome, and I don't mean that "tasty" channel and salt bae faggotry, I mean actual good cooking. Street food videos are generally entertaining most of the time. Silly ones can be okay sometimes, but they run the risk of being stupid and not funny, so be careful when posting them.

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> tastes like butter

doubt

>yeast
>vegan
wut

educate yourself

I think I'm going to be sick.

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last one, I promise

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>It's ck, no need to be in a hurry.
but user,it's Veeky Forums FAST Food and Cooking

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I guess it must be similar to this shit.

Don't care much for OC, but I wanna see food, interesting food.
Food gore has it's own thread so I would like to see food that would make me want to cook it in here

>vegetable oil

Why even pretend to be eating healthy.

Nobody said healthy, they said reminiscent of real mayo

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Kay. Good to know you value the comfort of a chicken more than your own life.

I really don't trust Jack with a loaded firearm.

You should rename this to circumcision.webm

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What did he even do wrong here?

>not the dark souls edit
You had one job user.

fake and gay

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>when the salmonella hits

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is this the time he got pissed and started choking his son

you and me broheim

This webm convinced me we need to go full Australia and ban guns

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Statistically he's quite likely to kill either himself or a close relative.

Why the fuck did she just try to grasp that flour with her clumsy retarded fingers? Why did she blow it everywhere?

shut the fuck up you won't gonna tell me what to post here nigga

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Jesus christ, that whole presentation was like was designed for maximum annoyance. Who keeps flour in a fucking antique accountant's filing desk? Who just grabs it with their hands? Who the fuck cleans up all that flour she just blew everywhere? STOP SMUSHING YOUR HANDS INTO THE SUGAR WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MELTING CHOCOLATE ON A PLATE WITH A BLOWDRYER STOP USING EVERY FUCKING SPOON IN THE KITCHEN STOP WASTING VANILLA--
Argh.

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Maybe he should leave out the TNT from the recipe next time

More proof that women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Is this ironic or is she trying to be artsy? I can't tell.

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Possibly the worst cooking video I've ever seen.

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Who the hell is this fatfuck, why is he so disgusting, and who thought it would be a good idea for him to have a "cooking" show?

Is his son a bit... special?

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Wtf I'm a weeb now?

Jack. That's just how he is. He did.

Welcome to Veeky Forums.

someone post it please

relax user just turn your brain off :↑)

You DO realize that regular mayo is mostly oil as well, right?

The only difference between vegan mayo and regular mayo is that the emulsifier comes from something that isn't an egg yolk.

You could make a vegan mayo with soy lecithin, or mustard seeds.

There's no problem with having some fats in your diet. Mayo is a dressing, so used properly, it's perfectly fine in a meal.

Anecdotally it seems like the ones showing interesting skills are consistently appreciated. Weird shit occasionally gets a big response, but maybe one out of five weird shit webms actually hits.

Can someone post the youtube link?

youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

Yeast is a living organism, and VEGANS EAT IT ? ? ? ? ?

god damn it I'm in tears

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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS STICK OUT ITS TONGUE WTF IS ITS PROBLEM

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he just hates his faggot father. cant blame him

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This cracks me up so fucking much every time I see it.

Jack is not really a human, he is a symbiotic colony of pathogens forming a pseudohuman for the purpose of encouraging other hosts to eat undercooked food so they their bacterial brethren can grow and spread

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>watching ja/ck/ essentially pepper spray himself

Thanks a lot user

the jack squad is back I see kek

>plant-based milk
??? I mean. Cows make plants into milk. Is that what they mean?

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Mixed vegetable slop and ruined fish.
Wa La

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>toppings first
>sauce after
THE ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE

I've never tasted nutritional yeast but it smells like old socks

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>olive oil
>immersion blender
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

plant is a living organism and VEGANS EAT IT ? ? ? ? ?

there's not that many ways to fuck up a pizza but he certainly found one

I FUKKEN KNOWWW

>15ml of olive oil
>A FUCKING QUARTER OF A LITRE OF OLIVE OIL

FUCKING WHY THO

(you)

this is stupidly hipster. Simply awful.