Shamrock Shakes

Be me at McDonald's drive thru...

>ME: May I please have a small mint milkshake?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no mint milkshakes.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have shamrock shakes.
>SERVER: We gots shamrock shakes.
>ME: ...What flavor is a shamrock shake?
>SERVER: ...Shamrock...

My shake when.

>I'm going to say mint instead of shamrock because i go against the grain

OP is truly the biggest faggot if them all.

It's McDonalds, how smart do you expect them to be. They know it isn't mint and they're right. That's all they have to know.

>ME: May I please have a 6 piece chicken nuggets?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no chicken nuggets.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have McNuggets.
>SERVER: We gots McNuggets.
>ME: ...What is a McNugget made out of?
>SERVER: ...McChicken...

>order mint chip shakes all the time
>ew thats fucking disgusting
>same faggots
>oh yes shamrock shakes slurp glug glug mmmmmmm

Which part of the McChicken?

literally no one

>small
Bullshit fatass.

Kek

Ya got me...it was a large!

In due fairness the shake isn't really actual mint, but fake flavoring and the chicken nuggets aren't really chicken, but more flavored flour.

>Order a Shamrock Shake
>It's so full of carageenan, that it isn't even cold
>Yet it is still thick

WITCHCRAFT, I TELLS YE

>le i believe everything i read online faec
It's literally just chicken ground into a paste and poured into molds. It's grey, sure. The only flour in it is in the breading.

The Shamrock Shake is vanilla soft serve with Shamrock Shake syrup, which is everything you'd expect. High fructose corn syrup as the top ingredient, water, natural flavor from plants, xanthan gum, citric acid, yellow 5, and blue 1.

So eat more McNuggets, drink less Shamrocks.

Only the whipped cream has carrageenan.

No, the chicken paste also has flour in it.

You're actually incorrect, because by the time the mold is baked there's no time to add it. But you'd only know that if your source wasn't Cosmopolitan.

Damn. Now i want a shamrock (mint) shake.

The Irish are not people.
This is not an opinion, it is 100% fact that the irish do not count as human and should return to the hell pit they came from.
If you disagree then you are likely another Irish pig or from Boston and listen exclusively to Drop Kick Murphys.
I'd like to thank you for your time this evening

>FAITH & BEGORAH! SHUT YER HEATHAN MOUTH AND DRINK YE' FRUM THE TEET OF THE EMERALD ISLE!

HOLY SHIT A FREE CUP WITH MY SHAKE HOT FUCKIN' DAMN

One of my bucket list goals is to have a shamrock shake with my McRib but the limited time only promotions never overlap.
I have waited half my my life for mcdonalds to sell them at the same time, but mcdonalds apparently wants me to die alone and unfulfilled.

>t. rosbif


remember the 5.16 million

You want your shake to conjure images of grass flavor?

What are you, vegan?

Shamrock shakes are vanilla with green food coloring, not mint.

>Please put litter in its place - McDonalds

>eating toothpaste flavoured ice cream

>ME: May I please have a small order of fries?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no fries.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have french fries.
>SERVER: We gots french fries.
>ME: ...How are the potatoes prepared in french fries?
>SERVER: ...Frenched...

2013 was a wild ride

Remember when McDonalds did that promotional deal where they mixed their Shamrock Shake with a chocolate shake?

seeing how I'm 1/4 irish I appreciate when the shamrock shake comes out, regardless of how you refer to it while ordering
I get at least one a year

>...McTits...

In theory

>ME: May I please have a small fountain drink?
>SERVER: We don't be havin' no fountain drinks.
>ME: Oh? Huh? The sign says that you have soft drinks.
>SERVER: We gots soft drinks.
>ME: ...How are the soft drinks served?
>SERVER: ...Softly...

Yuck. Don't drink toothpaste anons

Oh, de faymuss Black Oirish shake, begorrah

I love the Shamrock Shake. It's the only time I go to McDonald's to get a medium shamrock shake, no whipped cream and a large French fry and dip the fries in the shake.

>the chicken nuggets aren't really chicken, but more flavored flour.
This isn't even remotely true, c'mon.

Yo, shamrock shakes are my weakness

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You're a bigger faggot than op

Minty!

U also ways thought it was mint chocolate. I swear t trashed like a mint Aero shake.