You have $8.00 in your pocket. What do you order?

Nah, it's a traditional soda fountain and pharmacy in an old money neighborhood. Jerky would be considered white trash, they don't sell it.

Not bad, but the next time you went in you'd be shamed for not tipping. By shamed I mean that you wouldn't get nearly as much grenadine in your next cherry coke.

Absolutely not, they're not heathens. You'd get ice in your tea (and it's the good crunchy ice.)

Fish plate
Baby salad
Small coffee

Double Bacon Cheeseburger
French Fries
Large Hot Tea

Exactly $8.00

where do you live that the lunch menu is so cheap?

patty melt, large diet coke
leave the change

Small coffee
Sweet potato fries
Grilled chicken filet with lettuce, tomato and onions

Alternatively, a patty melt with one burger if that was available

I don't live there any more, but this is from the town I grew up in in NC.

Bold, going with the fish. What dressing would you go for?

Excellent order.

Patty melt one patty is definitely available. I haven't had the sweet potato fries there before, but I would wager they're pretty good.

BLT and a small Pibb

Double bacon cheeseburger, no slaw or onions
French fries
Ask if they have cherry lemon sun drop but inevitably go with cherry coke

10 cups of slaw with x2 extra dressing, that should give me the most calories.

club, add bacon, with a large coke

fish plate and onion rangz

x2 cheeseburgers
x1 jumbo water
pocket the change

He steals four

A plate full of bacon and some green tea.

bacon cheeseburger and an orangeade

Do Americans really eat this?

money bags over here with $9

Patty Melt, Fries, Small Mr. Pibb
Hopefully tax doesn't take my 7.85 order over the 8 bucks I have

I buy a bus ticket to a grocery store an cook my own food

What does the bar-b-q plate have?

If a bus ticket in the South was as cheap as the lunch everyone would have left by now.

Double cheeseburger
French fries
Large coca cola

>no vegan option

i will keep my $8 and go smear shit all over their bathroom walls

i'll have the nanny special and a large diet cock

>tfw vegetarian

Fries and a diet coke it is then

Chicken salad sw, baby salad with maybe a few more dressings and water

Why is there no chicken Burger, I always wondered do people don't eat burgurs with chicken or something like fried chicken in middle of Burger along with other things, here burgur means, friend chicken boneless green leaf or whatever it is called mayo, with cheese optional, that's pretty much it, but something like that I never hear in foreign cood conversations

One baby salad and 24 scoops of extra dressing, please.

the Bologna Special just sounds awful

what the hell to go from salad #3 to #4 its an extra 30cents and all they add is onion.

what the fuck are they shoving in two full onions there

>Chicken Filet (Grilled or Fried)
That's a chicken burger. Get it with ketchup, mayo (to simulate burger sauce) and slaw.

Patty melt and hot dog.

lmao theres two nanny specials

I'd probably just get fries and a grilled cheese sandwich on sourdough. I wouldn't trust a place like this beyond much else.

club sandwich & a small coffee. keep the change.

yes i know it's a 28% tip.

I'd do what you did, but replace large hot tea with medium Sprite.

gimmie a pair of steamed hams with nanny sauce

a nanny special with a small lemonade

3 jumbo Mr. Pibbs, 2 scoops of slaw. $0.20 tip.

with d onion ring

>Fish plate
>Doesn't specify the kind of fish
>Put menu down
>Turn 360 degrees
>Walk away

BLT, fries, black coffee. keep the change

Directions to the nearest Wendy's!

May I get a cheeseburger, fries and coffee?

I usually order this at in n out when I do get it

double cheeseburger, french fries and a large coke

Club plate and small coffee

BLT and whatever form of Jack and coke they have, if that costs too much I'll stoop to drinking beer if I have to.

>What do you order?
Bacon cheeseburger and fries. Coffee.

3 hamburgers, I guess.

turkey on sourdough with bacon
baby salad
small coffee

cherry soda,milk,ice cream, bbq n slaw. ditch the slaw. how hungry am i?

2 scoops of ice cream, please.

i whip out my gold card...

Get an Uber outta there

BBQ, slaw, and pickles.

>I don't live there any more, but this is from the town I grew up in in NC.

Reminds me of the menu's you'd see at those grocery store/restaurant shops you'd see near major lakes/rivers in NC where they'd get a lot of tubers, fishermen, etc.

Which city is this from?

I meant gas station/restaurant shops. Sorry, me dumb.

Greensboro

$3.90 for a sandwich? Yeah fuckin right. At least not in expensive ass California. Where’s this from?

NC

Well i'll be god damned. I went to UNCG. Is this the pharmacy shop?

Maewich
1 scoop of slaw
Large iced tea
$5.85 with enough for tax and tip.

Oh shit, I'm a UNCG grad myself. This is from Brown Gardiner on Elm in Irving Park.

chicken filet sandwhich, choco milkshake.

They have shit fries.

Well shit in that case if I have 8 bucks in my pocket I'm going to Jack's Corner.

In Raleigh now. I come back a few times a year. Always gotta stop at Jack's. Sometime's Hops.

Fuck, I miss Jack's. Can't go wrong with anything there.

>French Frieds

Italian dressing. I'm pesceterian. 99% places with a single fish plate it's prebattered and frozen. Hard to fuck that up.

that sounds fucking delicious.

Add Bacon x 9

I prefer sweer potato

>how fat are you
4scoops and a double cheezburg

club plate, no contest

>retards itt buying drinks
>not bringing a bottle of water with you

"Add bacon" costs .80
Can I "add bacon" to nothing, or do I have to get a sandwich in order to add bacon?
If allowed, I do "add bacon" times 10, for 20 pieces of bacon.

Here's a "are you smarter than a fifth grader" question: how many ways are there to order exactly $8 worth of food?

why are they charging for ice

It's mainly a cup charge.

Nanny special plate with onion rings

6.15
0.45 tax
1.00 tip
____+
7.60

Flash plate but sub onion rings. Water to drink.

B.G. Burger
Hot Dog
French Fries
Water

Literally the things I wanted, and after adding prices, exactly $8, git gud plebs.

(might remove fries and water to order a 3 scoops ice cream if feeling like having some dessert, and drink from the bathroom tap kek).

Anything I want then use my debit card to pay and save my cash for the ice cream truck.

Grilled Cheese with Bacon
Onion Rings
Small Iced Tea
Leave a dollar tip

I had exactly that order at a roadside diner in northern Ontario once so it's for nostaslgia's sake

double cheeseburger, fries, water and coffee

Hamburger, onion rings and a jumbo coke

Four hot dogs, four extra dressings

5 cent tip? Asshole

2 chili dogs and a Mr. Pibb