Words that should never be used to describe food

"Wholesome"
"Rustic"
"Sexy"

genetically modified

uck you that's two words

"Engineered"

>vibrant
>Ground breaking
>Rules breaking
>Essential
>Important
>Anything used by movie critics

sometimes

>decondstructed

American

McMeme's asside, I have this related webm saved because it inspires me to make more of an effort to make my cooking look more appealing, which could be of assictance in getting laid if I'm ever lucky enough to have a woman in my house.

Kek nicewebm dude but if you do something to get laid, and not because you actually like doing it, you're never going to get laid and you're never going to enjoy.

>half of it is just shelving
This is supermarket stocker tier. I'd be more impressed if it was entirely edible.

>comfort-food
>takes more than 10 minutes to prepare and more than an hour to make and will cost more than $10 in materials
then it's not comfort food it's you being a faggy fucking hipster by referring to your epic organic meals with such wholesome words

"Cold" if refering to hot food.
"Warm" if refering to cold food.

>glued
not eating that either

cardboard is edible.

fair enough. gotta learn the greatest love of all.
thanx, user. consider me inspired!

>avant garde
>gold leaf
>gourmet
>X inspired
>anything involving Blumenthal

>Delicacy

guilt free

>non-food frame
lazy

>100% something

>you're never going to get laid
well that's totally wrong, but you're definitely getting laid with the wrong people for the wrong reasons.

>the wrong people
you mean like, people who have AIDS?

Fun fact, in the UK potable water that is safe to drink is also technically called wholesome water.

>taking a picture of an Eiffel Tower shaped shelf

There’s nothing wrong with rustic you sperg.

Do you think ‘comfort’ means ‘convenience’

"tasty", literally an opinion

Maybe you'd get laid if you improved your spelling.

Disclaimer: I know nothing about women.

t. imbecilic retard with no grasp on biology or genetics

Bullshit. You could be against GMOs just because you dislike the corporations responsible for it and the farming methods they use their massive lobbying ability to mandate. A stance against them could be entirely political and have nothing to do with biology or genetics.

>opinions cannot serve as descriptions

EXACTLY!!

When I'm talking to girls I'll be sure not to say words that I can't spell. :^)

i call food 'sexy' and 'lovely' because I like to LARP as Gordon Ramsay when i'm cooking/eating

cute

""""""""""unctuous""""""""""

I kind of want to try to do a good looking chaud froid hot dog now.

Delish...Makes me wanna punch people in the throat when I hear that.

I've heard "crunchy" used to describe a guitar chord. You can use whatever the fuck adjectives you like, just don't be ironic when doing it.

all that effort to plate a tendie wtf

you don't know what irony means if you think that's an example of it.
I really wish you esl types would go practice on /int/ or /bant/ those are the foreigner containment boards.

Artisan

triggered mosantdrone

beautiful, innit. i mean just absolutely fucking beautiful.

"Diapery"

Andrew Zimmern uses this too often and it is so unsettling to hear it when he is describing a food.

yeasty

Rollicking, Wharf-like, Urticarian

barnyardy

I do not know what a diaper tastes like. It seems like a bad allusion.

Yes, I'd like a pear, please.

"organic"
oh wow its carbon based.

Nothing wrong with describing a meal as wholesome.
Usually that brings to mind a dish without much complexity that both adults and literal manchildren can enjoy.