Hi seekay, rate my breakfast and post yours

Hi seekay, rate my breakfast and post yours

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slop/10

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I didn't take pictures.
Ran out of bread so I added a can of tuna to my scrambled eggs. Edible, not very tasty. At least it had good macros.

Why do people suck so bad at cooking eggs?

op here what's so bad about my eggs

They're SHIT. Checked

sage

They look overcooked and rubbery. These are the kind of eggs unfortunate kids grow up putting ketchup on. Or the kind you make for your dog.

how could i make them less "rubbery"?

enjoy your tapeworm

Kill yourself and the eggs. All of them

People who start threads like these are really proud of their meals because it's probably the first time they've cooked something so complex on their own. They have no idea what they're doing, and don't realize that you have to undercook your eggs (and apparently over cook your bacon).

By using gmo-free eggs.

isn't an egg already dead though?

>he dunks his bacon into a cup of soy sauce
nice wireless, gramps.

A thing can't be dead if it was never alive.

Try stirring more and having them spend less overall time on the heat, the creaminess will drastically improve. Ramsey's method works well, even if you hate him for and reason. Butter and eggs should and is enough to make great eggs.

Coffee needs cream, bacon needs cooked, 8/10.

that looks like really bacon, and if you don't know how to cook eggs

youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

really bad bacon***

dont overcook them

>OJ AND Coffee
What the fuck? Make up your mind and drink one you aspie