Webm thread

will post OC soon

how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>inb4 the same webms that get posted every other thread

The other thread hasn't even hit image limit and is still there. Stop fucking making these threads before the old ones expire. Delete this and then delete your life.

How does user get out of the webm thread without breaking all of the eggs

Got anymore like the first few seconds of the OP webem?

It really disgusts me how the far the average person will go to avoid some mild discomfort. Like I ride a bicycle and people act like it's some sort of major inconvenience and hardship. Just the idea of possibly being uncomfortable is terrifying to the average person now. I bet that's not even a strong onion.

He has to post all the Jack webms

Are you being stupid on purpose? It's on page 8 and is autosaging.

STOP
MAKING
THIS
SHIT
THREADS!!!!

>broken english
>newfag
>pent up muslim rage
How to know when customer support is on lunch break.

they way she hold that knife just grinds my gears

>OC
Disgusting

kicking things off with an old classic

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>Moving the camera for the most important part
Triggered

why is he not picking his nose and dancing around like a faggot

wtf is this

ancient japanese secret technique, not for stupid gaijin eyes

eggslut

I hope little fishy alright

Disgusting.

this looks better than the other one

well the skinny guy wasn't a cook

mhhhhh fattening

>ultimate breakfast sandwich
>first ingredient: spam
immediately disregarded

>breaking the yolk

With how big that fish is and the fact the small fish got swallowed whole, how exactly does digestion even take place? Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?

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What do crepes taste like? I've never had one, but they look good

wat

how come the bottom of the piles don't burn?

just wondering haha

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You break the yolk because it's a sandwich and you want it to set a little more than with a traditional egg fry and not bukkake over your plate after the first bite.

They do. It's an old chink woman. She just doesn't give shit.

you are so wrong it hurts

hahaha I got it

This is the dumbest fucking webm ever. Google how to chop an onion without it burning your eyes. Avoid the chopping root after cutting it in half, wow, so complicated. Actually, I'll go bust out a bowl of water, and a fan, and some gum, and a jackhammer, to chop a fucking onion.

Look at this guy and his crap taste on everything good in life

>This guy hates egg yolk in his sandwich
>He thinks his opinion matters at all
Fuck off you literal tastelet

I like a runny yolk, but not on sandwiches. If I want some runny yolk I will make a fried egg for breakfast and dip toast in it.

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If it doesnt look like this, you're doing it wrong

I'd like to make her cry with my dick (because it is tragic)

>Does the small fish just more or less chill out inside the big fish until it finally just dies of starvation and gradual breakdown by digestive enzymes?
I kept an arowana once. It would swallow live feeder fishes whole. My mistake was putting in more than one feeder in the tank thinking it will just eat whenever it's hungry. Sometimes it would eat even when it's not hungry, then regurgitate an alive but partially-digested molly/baby carp/big guppy. The rejected fish would shortly die and pollute the whole tank if it manages to get stuck somewhere where I can't see it.

I too always grab a handful of flour and throw it on the floor before I start cooking.

prety good. but it's not the exact taste of the material, is the experience

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why dont you cook some ? its extremely easy

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>pocket knife

disgusting

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>all that cream
damn breh thats not even a cake by that point its fucking slop

like bland floppy sugar cones. The only point of them is to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit. I personally find them repulsive but I don't have a sweet tooth and too much breakfast makes me sick anyway.

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>by that point its fucking slop
aka 'crep'

>not enjoying delicious crepes with melted chocolate, jam or nutella
what the fuck is wrong with you

>8 egg yolks
>13 egg whites

well what the fuck am I supposed to do with these 5 spare yolks?

He'll be fine, don't worry.

put a spoon in your mouth. not even joking

eat them raw WA-LA

that's the most retarded way to store flour.

Hollandaise sauce.

do you even Veeky Forums?

you don't only have to fill them with disgusting amounts of chocolate and fruit, do you know this, right? animal

>eating creps plain
>calls others animals

Make crème brûlée

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post the eggslut sandwich video

runny yolks in closed sandwhiches are literally only for food porn hipsters that want to instagram all their food.

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Hard yolks in sandwiches are for children with shit palates

mayonaise

you're both wrong

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i don't imply eating plain, i meant doing it like human beings cultured at least a bit and choosing any good condiment in moderation

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I don't have that one

so douchey it hurts

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

I've heard Giada enjoys gangbangs

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That thumbnail looks like a busted ass penis bro

>riding a bicycle as an adult
What's it like being black/poor?

Spam is good you homosexual

>thinking you'll get out of bed today with depression

Strong lifts and mad gains will come to you but only if you reply to this post with "lift well snibber!"

>strong
Actually, the paintbrushes accidentally had their weight set to zero. That's why they float when you drop them so you can use them to climb walls.
Educate yourself.

holy keksicles some1 screencap this gold x)

god I wish that were me

for (you)

lift well snibber

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>This is to make sure to use the exact same amount of rice and water
>shitload of rice left stuck in bowl

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