Qt I just started dating

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You're in luck OP. Don't forget to rub cayenne on your tip before sex for an unforgettable night.

you probably do

No to all of those

Burgerfag but also we're both Veeky Forums

How 2 tomato sauce

Looks dank, so should I use tomato sauce or pasta sauce?

Thank you senpai

foodnetwork.com/how-to/articles/how-to-make-a-basic-tomato-sauce-a-step-by-step-guide
Easy guide. Double the garlic, so like 3-4 cloves per can of tomatoes, cook the garlic after your onions have simmered in the oil for a bit. Add like a half cup of red wine and cook that down a bit, then add your tomatoes and after they cook a bit crush them against the side of the pot with a wooden spoon.
Make the sauce first, and then let it simmer on low while you make everything else; stir it every now and then.

Also you want to add a little (like 1-2 tbsp) of sugar to cut through the acidity

bro youre already in wtf does the recipe matter go hit that shit

Fuck off, in or out doesn't matter. We're here to convince the OP to cook a decent enough meal.

convince? you mean recommend you absolute derelict

I suppose

Why aren't you dating traps, user?

not a faggot

All evidence points to the contrary, famalam

Enjoy your blacked roastie, fatty.

This is pretty accurate.

Season the flour.
After dredging in flour, dip in egg and milk wash, and then dip in seasoned bread crumbs before frying.

Season well at every step of the way.

What seasonings do you recommend?

Why are (fit) people so inadequate . That they need to tell the world (Veeky Forums), i am Veeky Forums?

cum. what else?

Salt in the flour and breadcrumbs, and then pepper right after they come out of the oil. You don't want to burn the pepper while frying.

If you're using a jarred sauce, I would give it a quick taste, and add oregeno, basil, or whatever else you think it needs.

I usually buy Italian seasoning breadcrumbs when making it, so there's not a whole lot extra to it.

This is more for me than for her This guy gets it
This is very helpful, thank you. I'm really excited and think she'll love it. Pic related, it's her

Also for whoever cares, I'm pairing a 2016 Oregon Pinot Noir.

>those teef
What happened to her? Did she bite down on a metal rod or something?

Whats wrong with her teeth?

Meh, who cares as long as they don't bite OP's dick which would make an interesting thread but maybe not food and cooking related

Multiple of them look chipped along the bottom. Unless that's something else.

absolutely disgusting user. Plz put a paper bag over her head.

it's from smoking on the ol' glass dick. Probably meth or crack

Listen to
And the guy who told you to put in a tsp or two of sugar.

Also, I will tell you my secret: after you have the sauce put together and it's simmering nicely, grate some romano or parmesan cheese over the top and let that melt in. Don't add too much or it will get stringy, but just a bit, like a block the size of like 2 9-V batteries

What the FUCK is up with those teeth

OHH No no no no!

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straight up roasted

FOOD WISHES. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS FOOD WISHES

They are painted braces

...

Oh yeah. Having braces makes her pretty hot, actually.

>chicken permission stuck in teef

calm down

Roastie detected

here's a tip:
put parmesan in your breading so that it's chicken parmesan instead of just a fried chicken cutlet with tomato sauce and mozzarella.

She’s roastie tier and blacked at that

>those teeth
she does meth

>QT
you better be joking m8

Am I a big guy?

Those are braces

i always get the ball of mozzarella and cut it up into chunks. get a good red sauce. just fry up chicken quick on the stovetop, lay some sauce on a sheet, parmesan the fucker good, then tower the mozzarella, and finally douse it in sauce. oven will cook the sauce more and finish the chicken as well. its easy to do

With those teeth, I’m expecting her to pick up the Parma chicken and start biting chunks out of it

Will I ever make it?

Here was mine
What you need:
2 chicken breasts
a bowl with flower
a bowl with a whisked egg
a bowl with italian bread crumbs
Rana brand Marinara (fuck makin' your own, figure that out on your own)
Mozzarella cheese

>Beat the chicken breast with a mallet until it's bretty thin(about 1/4 inch)
>season with salt and pepper
>put the chicken into the bowl with the flour and cover it in it
>do the same with the egg and bread crumbs
>fry for 2-3 minutes, I used bacon grease, on each side on a high heat until golden brown
>place a bit of the marinara at the bottom of the pan
>put fried breasts in pan
>cover chiken in marinara
>place some mozzarella on top of the chicken
>bake for 25 minutes at 350
>serve over spaghetti
>garlic bread can be baked whilst baking the chicken too
>garnish with Italian parsley
>merlot if you're fancy (like me)

Made this on Valentines day. After drinking a bunch of beer and wine, smoking some marijuana, then eating this with her, when we got in bed I was ready to pass out, but she had other plans; started giving me a BJ while I thought "no, no, no!" then I thought "#metoo", busted up laughing during the blow job, she started crying and left lol

This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a while lol omfg

>>place a bit of the marinara at the bottom of the pan

For clarity: what I mean by this is that you will also need a pyrex casserole dish, or some kind of casserole dish to bake them in. Not "pan" really and certainly not the pan you fried the chicken on.

Nah mate, it's from meth

Will I get a gf before 2019

Digits say no

Digits confirm

Not in the rules cunt, I'm gunna get my bitch

Hopefully a trap, cause traps are the best

Don't listen to this retard: MGTOW is your future. Kek wills it.

Sounds perfect.

quality post my friend

Thanks. Sometimes you just wanna go to bed.

youre missing one of the key ingredients here: parmesan.
put it in with the bread crumbs and with the sauce.