Hot dog steak

Update I drank two glasses of milk and now I'm done

where's the milk?

in the bag.

>1 dollar pack of hot dogs
>20 cents of cheese
>10 cents of ketchup
>12 cents of mustard
making a shit thread and saying 'I ate it'
>priceless.

You've never bought groceries in your life, have you?

not him, but you're retarded.
Unless you think he put the whole container of mustard on that 'dish'

...you put it back?

his numbers look about right

>literally barS dollar packs of 8 hotdogs
>bottle of ketchup, 3 dollars
>bottle of mustard, 3.50
>shitty cheese, 1.50 for 25 slices
Gosh user did he use every bit of all the ingredients?

I also like how you just skipped over his 'i ate it' statement like that's good enough for your pleb mind. Had I know Veeky Forums was full of retards i'd be buying tenderloin just to grind to trigger you for (you)s.

Why wouldn't I eat it? It's basically a bunless hot dog

>Why wouldnt I eat it?
>8 fucking microwaved hotdogs with cheese
user please don't do this.
Also dont make the claim without some type of verification.

I /ate/ it. I didn't think to write Veeky Forums on my forehead and take a selfie of me shoveling it into my fat gob

Show plate and fork which I doubt you've already cleaned.
If you did actually just eat that; you're a horrible human being who deserves whatever digestive track cancer you get in 2-5 years.

Here's the plate with the cheese melted onto it and the knife I used

Heres also a picture I took for my friend when I was half way done, which includes my delicious milk

>using two plates
>sirmemea
>used a knife to cut fucking microwaved hotdogs
Seriously. You need to move out of your parents place and find a job user.

Tract. You meant tract.

I have a job :(

Also this is all my cutlery that I purchased like who are you to tell me not to cut hot dogs with a knife man? What gives you the right? I'll use a thousand plates man fuck you I worked hard for these plates

You have a job but feed yourself dollar for 8 hotdogs. Do you also wear bags on your feet and watch your neighbors tv through their window? You're sick and deranged.
Look, I've had some drinks.

Looking good. Tasty, nice. Keep us updated with any vid clips or pics. I want to see how sea kay you can get.

Oh you're right lemme just run out and spend my phone bill on a fellet minion with a side of steak freet!

Fuck u man im getting by!!!!!! U just angry cus u hungry

ngl i'd check that thread out

I like my hotdog steak medium-rare.

Next time try cooking your hot dog steaks sous vide. It'll really up your game.

Listen it was just yummy. Y'all gotta think back to a time before you dumb dumb bubble gum asses got fucked up on raw fish and cold pea soup and just remember yummy...

You're a child.
For the price of those dollar hot dogs you could have supported 4 african children.

OP what did your shit look like?

Aw shit you're right I'm sorry lemme just put these hot dogs in the mail.

Firm and segmented. Are you allowed to post pics of ur shit on a blue board?

Look OP i've been giving you a ton of (you)s to no crazy with and you've done nothing.
I expected more out of this thread but I guess forget it. You let me down.

...i can send some hot dogs to you if you want? What part of Africa are you in?

Does your local grocery store not have fresh foods? Dollar lettuce, dollar pounds of rice, dollar a pound chicken breast?
>africa
Bruh.

Have another (you) and put a little more effort into this.

I actually can't eat lettuce it activates my gag reflex and makes me throw up

I usually eat better than this I just wanted something quick and easy before I went to work and I thought it would be fun to share cus it's kind of funny looking.

yes, you are

>bruh
Are you wearing a flat brimmed cap with the sticker still on it?

>bruh only applies to fratboys
Whoah is this 2014?
Oh I saw that My Strange Addiction or whatever it was... Pretty funny.

A bit like this