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>yes i'll have the raw asparagus and cheese wrapped in salted meat
what the fuck is this

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>You're killing him!

FUCKING
STOP
WITH
YOUR
SHITTY
THREADS
NO
ONE
CARES
FAGGOT

I'm building a team of overpriced kitchen appliances with attitude and need one more.

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>a wine bottle in your wine bottle

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Young urban professionals have such a zest for life and conversation. The future is bright with these future leaders on the way.

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>american cheese and asparagus
>still salting your arm more than the meat

When will the roach prince learn?

>several people were involved in moving this idea to production

This is a joke right?

>american cheese
Citation needed.

mysmalt.com/
You tell me.

related

>culinary expert
they weren't even legally allowed to call him a "chef"

The inside is fucking gorgeous though. I wish all kitchen appliances looked like this inside instead of the chinese garbage most of them are.
blog.bolt.io/heres-why-juicero-s-press-is-so-expensive-6add74594e50

>All that to squeeze a plastic bag
I've heard about this machine before but never actually seen it in action.

>Tor-Teeeeee-HA

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Hmm. Should have been called "Prepping with your mouth", because none of that was cooked with the mouth. I know, its a joke, but its still too inaccurate, even for a joke. Cutting, smashing, or in this case chewing, is prep work, not cooking.

>Pale soggy dough

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>drizzles with semen resembling dipping sauce
n-nani?

I'll bet those packages are shitty corn syrup and fruit flavorings too not even any real fruit in them.

Remember to learn a proper trade, kids.

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I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

Why is he doing all that on a cold, wooden table? How has he fallen so low?

youtu.be/smBgwCmXhY8?t=392

not even the most golden moment in the show

>Only Human
Are we sure about that?

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holy shit!

chinese drive-thru is kind of weird

That's pretty impressive actually

Wrong webem both in my Asian folder

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if your webm is over 20 seconds please kill self

That's alotta ways to be gay

I go to anybody house and see this I'm burning their house down

Disgusting and pathetic. Don't know if meme tho.

>Would rather 20 second jackposts than actual content worth looking at
Take your ADHD somewhere else

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Has every response to that webm been completely ignorant of the purpose of their speed? It's a promotion test, make three pizzas in under a minute to earn a better pay position.

t. Chef John

Shut up faggot

>ruin 3 pizzas in under a minute while wasting as much cheese as possible
>get a promotion

The pizzas are fine and nothing was wasted. You are an idiot.

why do they brag about the chili being chilled and served cold like it is superior when in reality that is much worse

Lmfao great example of how important presentation is to elevating a dish although I'm sure lighting and camera angles played a role too.
I always thought it was based on Nepolian style pizza that's supposed to be made in 90 seconds or less although that requires a wood fire oven that's like 1000° rolling the dough out and topping it is the exact same as what that guy is doing just a fast worker showing he could do that style if he wanted to.

They are using a human invention known as humor, in this case irony. They are presenting cheap bad ingredients as if they were fancy in an attempt to illicit a laugh from their audience.

Think that was just to explain how they got it to the puree consistency

>someone pointing out my own stupidity
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>filename
>cuts
>"oh, sous vide, that looks delicious"
>"wha-- what the fuck are you doing"
>"WHY"

take your meds you adhd ridden faggot

>admitting to your ignorance
Immediately a hundred times better than the average cocksmoker browsing Veeky Forums.

Now that's a good old-fashioned meme

>it literally says chef tony

kek

your insults cut me deep since i am going in for adhd diagnosing soon

>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
>cheesy potatoes
Oh my god enough. Can she please come up with a name that doesn't sound retarded? Cheesy potatoes, holy hell what a ridiculous thing to eat and be obsessed with, running around saying cheesy potatoes all the time.

It's okay as long as you are getting the help you desperately need

did anyone post this yet lol

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>using both thumbs to type

she's actually very ashamed of it and actively avoids eating in front of others including her husband so she doesn't have to talk about it.

I'm impressed she was able to lift the bag of cheese without profusely sweating

didn't expect to get turned on Veeky Forums

>now I want you to pour the cheese over the potatoes

erotic af

i would like to see her locked in a room with a pizza and see how long her fat ass resists it.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

It just a meatloaf, what did you expect

she has the worst body type. i'd rather see a 400 lb whale made of all belly and no ass than a skinny no ass white bitch. at the whale makes you glad you aren't that disgusting

ck gave me a feeder fetish(not fat, i still hate fat people)

Didn't make the webem, but honestly a pan liner or a loaf pan would have gone a long way that being said it isn't plated yet so I would not be that critical of appearance until it is ready for serving with sides and cut up

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looks like skidmark on gold miners underwear

I won't ever be able to do shit like this and I'm a HUGE fatfuck lard-fucker, cake and sugar in general makes me sick

I'll bet she breaks toilet seats and plumbing on the regular

this grosses me out so much i just threw out the rest of my tendies and rick and morty sauce

you probably won't be able to do it because the layer of fat over your stomach makes it harder for the stomach muscles to expand.

she's going to be so fat tomorrow

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people really jerk off to this?

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she has been eating massive amounts of food for the last 8 years, still thin

youtube.com/channel/UCO9-JxPuNA4UhhlGVwY_VdQ