Why aren't you doing a weekend fast?

Why aren't you doing a weekend fast?

because I'm not a gay homosex goblin

I have type 1 diabetes and have to potentially every 4-5 hours.

If you had fasted you wouldn't have diabetes.

The question should be: why on earth would I?

God, I wish she would sit on my face.

You don't want to be a cute anime girl?

because i like to go to the bar with friends and not pass out from 2 drinks

Why is it called a fast when it makes the weekend go so slowly?

Because I'm not some faggot who wants to look like a trap and dress in women's clothes.

So, you're a bear?

because if i stop drinking beer ill have a seizure and die.

Because I do 5:2 and only eat in the weekends.

I'm pretty big and hairy, but I'm not gay.

who's this cutie

It's an original, she's not from anything specifically.

I just fucking love that hairstyle.
What is it called? Half ponytail?
I have to control my boner everytime I see that hairstyle in public

I like food
Also this:

Because I only fast around the new and full moons

looks like literally every other generic weebshit anime retard god you must be autistic to even ask something like that fuck you

WOW.

But I am.
500 cal max fast. Apparently good for ur brain

>500 cal
"""fast"""

I fast all the time thanks to depression

Who's that cutie?

Slojack

Kek, fpbp.

All my weekends go at the same speed LOL!

Because I'm sick and I'd probably die

I decided to try /DEENZ/ for the first time. Fucking amazing, I can't believe no one in my family eats these

Because that sounds like hell. I get dizzy and headachy sometimes when I wake up because I hadn't eaten since before bed. I also get extreme stomach pains if I don't eat for more than 8 -10 hours (if I'm not sleeping and sometimes even less than that) often, and have even thrown up.

I might consider an "eating less" kind of thing on the weekends but I'd need to be drinking lots of tea to keep my stomach from revolting.

Haha, that's me

Did you try King Oscars?

he said type 1 you dumb cunt

I do most of my lifting on the weekend

Well then he was a greedy little fetus, wasn't he?