Pretentious Food

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Filet o' Fish. Like, seriously, a Big Mac isn't good enough for you? You have to get all Frenchy? Fucking hell.

Pretentious food?
My first thought goes to expensive wines. I'm not rich enough, nor do I care enough about wines to try and find really top shelf wines.

I actually don't get the appeal of sparkling water in general, I've tried it on many occasions, but I just don't enjoy the harsh carbonation, mixed with usually bitter or sour flavors. It's not my thing

LoUiE BeANSH?

Sparkling water tastes a lot better chilled, otherwise it’s shit.

Isn't voss literally norwegian tap water.

I can sympathize with drinkers of spring water especially having lived in a caravan park where my city water came through a garden hose but come on. I used to buy local spring water by the 10 litre cask there for peanuts

I actually have a VOSS bottle on my table right now, but I just bought it, because it a nice looking bottle for refilling...

I bought a bottle for this reason off amazon too, didn't even realise it came with water it was just the biggest glass bottle I could find

Out of all pretentious waters, Voss is probably the most pretentious, because it's a scam. It's not even actually from Voss, Norway, it's literally Norwegian tap water.

This sort of thing. Tiny amounts of food, displayed in some artsy manner, with a huge price tag.

I'm pretty sure the only people that eat this shit are Silicon Valley elitists.

>just fill my trough!!!
Amerilards.

acai bowls

do you poop that stuff out? or just only piss beige the rest of your life

I understand the appeal to people who don't have time for a meal every once in a while, but I wouldn't base my entire diet on it. It'd just be more like "Fuck, late for work, so instead of defrosting bread for breakfast, I'll just have this on the train."

I really, really, like that image. Do you mind if I save it?

Yeah, I could see its appeal that way, but even then I'd rather just have this

>"Fuck, late for work, so instead of defrosting bread for breakfast, I'll just have this on the train."
>soylent vs.
>defrosting bread for breakfast
sounds like a lose lose to me buddy

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What's pretentious about that? It's a good and effective idea.

looks cool 2bh

Yeah they should have made the flower fall into the middle.

Well when you're paying in more than 4 calories per cent, it's likely junk.

But if you're spending over a (American) dollar per calorie for a food item that is neither a seasoning or a drink, then you're just either being snobby or being extravagant for whatever reason, I wager.

linger longer

I tried it. It's just a shitty overpriced whey mix. And it fucks your stomach up

i bought it just for the bottle as well, i dont even like sparkling water

>I buy the small dessert to leave more room for my wife's boyfriend's cummies!
>t. deserrtlet

Kek

Is that people?

>literally soyboys

>contains no soy

Never done soylent but had been on a liquid diet before and if it's similar you shit like crazy for the week on onboarding and then eventually you shit like once a week with an asshole tearing golf ball that has density of a neutron star.

You also probably have to drink a shit ton of water to make up for the hydration you're not getting from food

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!" . Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

what's pretentious about BPA free water?

Just use a water filter

look at all the flamboyant colors and flavors, they usually take up an entire fridge at convenient stores

I have no taste and enjoy club suda

t. non-sipper

go away alex jones

shut up you dumb faggot

I use a sparkling voss for my daily water bottle. Veeky Forums as all hell. My god is sparkling plain water horrible.

Nothing wrong with voss, it's slightly pricier than other waters but you get a nice glass bottle that you can reuse for a while... seems that americans have some strange ideas about voss water being luxurious or something, here in norway it's just regular water in a nicer bottle than usual. I lived a couple hours from the town of voss for some years, good water!

>called SOYlent
>whey mix
Something doesn't add up.

found the manchild that actually drinks energy beverages

>art is pretentious
Thanks fer that there input, Billy Bob.

Anything I don't like or understand

I only sip sparkling water these days cause if I was water I'd be sparkling water and I wanna actualize.

hot sauce is one of the most pretentious foods

oh wow you enjoy the feeling of spice do ya? you sure are a cool big tough boy arent you? think it tastes good too huh? wow you must have such a refined pallet to pick up those fruity flavors through all that heat! oh sorry i forgot you don't mind the heat because you're such a cool toughie manly man that actually likes the spiciness

face it, hot sauce comes from shithole countries where they have to use the strongest flavors available to conceal the putrid fecal flavor of the dung pies and grubs they eat, and now in the west people pretend to like it so they look hard/cultured/cool

fucking hipsters

inb4 a bunch of liars start signalling on an anonymous board

Who hurt you?

i alway seen the wybih with that bottle and the fruit cut in the water inside so stupid

omg this is so true when you think about it

>oh wow you enjoy the feeling of spice do ya? you sure are a cool big tough boy arent you?
Most people buy the spiceless version


>think it tastes good too huh? wow you must have such a refined pallet to pick up those fruity flavors through all that heat! oh sorry i forgot you don't mind the heat because you're such a cool toughie manly man that actually likes the spiciness
Dude it's like sugary ketchup it's just good it makes my dick hard thinking about it. I think it's gotten such a fetishistic niche appeal is that the western equivalent is what Tabasco?
Shit's just good and it's a sort of good I didn't grow up with also i'm gay

the white sips are godtier, ill beat the shit out of you

0/10.

Not knowing what an entremet is

>"Oh, that's a pretty cool way to present a bite of chocolate-"
>"Foah hunna dorra gaijin you pay you pay!"

This unironically
A bit of spice is great but LITERALLY everyone who claims to enjoy nuclear lava 666 ghost chili sauce is lying.

monster shills need to be permabanned on sight

I enjoy the challenge not the taste

But that is a dessert?

wannabe silicon valley elitists drink this garbage. actual tech millionaires eat fine organics cooked by expert chefs

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what even is this, no one can explain it to me

This individual picture or Kombucha in general?

the symbiotic mass of fungus and bacteria that ferment the kombucha, sometimes called the mushroom

Tea with a living mass of fermenting fungus and bacteria in it.
People pay $10 to choke down a bottle of it because they think it aligns their chakras and shit like that since it's foreign-sounding.

yeah but WHAT IS IT, what does it DO

You mean mayomase? Its literally just mayonasye.

It's just a probiotic drink.

>probiotic

BUT
WHAT
DOES
IT
DO

manchildren

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No, use a smaller plate.

supports bacterial growth

probes your iotas

Contains healthy bacteria that help your digestive system via symbiosis. Good for people with imbalanced gut flora, though jury's out on whether probiotic drinks contain significantly therapeutic amounts.

whenever you get these though it's part of a set you pleb

by the end of the meal you're comfortably full

Prebiotics support bacterial growth. Probiotics contain bacteria itself under the assumption that enough of it is going to survive digestive acids to set up a settlement in the Bacterial Residential Quarters of your gut.

tbf the only reason I started eating spicy food was to look cool in gradeschool but now some heat is absolutely essential to a complete dish. Just some black pepper is fine for a lot of stuff, but over time my tolerance grows and I slowly progress to hotter peppers to get the same feeling

marinade some chicken with this and realize the error of your ways

its fermented tea. You know how you can make moonshine by tossing water sugar and yeast into a jug and letting it sit? It's the same thing but you add tea and somehow there's no alcohol. People drink it for the same reason people eat yogurt. Live active cultures!

BUT WHAT DOES IT ACTUALLY DO THOUGH

>t. soyboy whitelet

Transports refugee bacteria into your gut to disrupt the families that are already settled there and completely overturn the established culture.

BUT HOW DOES THAT EFFECT MY BODY?

makes it so your poops are better and your tummy doesn't hurt and you don't get so much heartburn after eating your McChickens and such

also some white coat wearing scientist fags say that if your gut got enough good bacteria in it you feel better, like more energetic and don't get tired so easy but iono about alladat

You pay for the experience

Multiculturalism the food from Germany oh the irony

r u me?

I was the same way about seltzer until I tried Polar brand ones, the rest are pretty bleh to me.

all proof that it IS nothing but "Pretentious Food".

Anything out of my budget that i don't like

Thank you. Not enough people are shitting on that poor choice of name.

Thumbnail looks like a duck.

Yeah, but those bottles make great waterfall bongs

Because 1000mg ofsodium and no vitamins isn’t a meal replacement

marijuana is pretentious

420 blaze it, fag.

How it's pretentious? It's garbage for fortnite/overwatch playing teens.