What is the last thing you will eat before you die?

What is the last thing you will eat before you die?

A bullet to my temple.

Probably a mouthful of delicious electrolytes while I'm riding my bike before the dumb toaster cager ploughs into me because she just had to voice her opinion on that all important facebook post right there and then.

that what happens when you use two hands to text

If I get to choose it'll probably be some good bread and cheese and a bottle nice red wine.

Why do people make threads like this without answering their own question? This was a hard rule on the ConsumptionJunction forums.

You deserve it

Mouth full of dick just before my Craigslist casual encounter murders me.

It's all about where the head is at, tbqh.

Also 'toaster' should be 'roastie' but autocorrect fucked me.
>unironically phone posting while complaining about phone posting
habbened!

Let's meet up and chat about it if you're in Melbourne.

several fistfuls of antidepressants and barbiturates

I doubt he would murder ya, he would probably give you aids though

You could kill yourself now and save everyone a lot of trouble.

My words.

Coming for you.

>chop

What's next to this meme?
A game?
A movie?

>shitposting

how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving, you dumb cunt

>What is this thread

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A bowl of red hospital jello, probably.

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If I got to choose? Grilled eel over white rice and avocado

ass

('re dumb)
>how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving
>It's all about where the head is at
('re dumb)
>how is drinking from your bottle any different from a person using their phone while driving
>It's all about where the head is at

>It's all about where the head is at

Puff fish, if I'm lucky enough to have an incompetent cook.

I just had some popcorn. Bye Veeky Forums.

Your mom's pussy.

Bitch what the fuck

Strawberry Quik, peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwiches with toasted rye bread, and some deer jerky.

How would I know that

Is that the guy a lot of people have seen in their dreams?

fresh, 25 yr old, shaved, virgin pussy at its peak of ripeness

>25
>peak

okay buddy

>25
>fresh

pick one

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>biketard

Eat the asphalt. Roads are for cars, not attention whores.

Peak of ripeness is between 16-20

What the fuck possessed someone to photoshop this?

Good taste. It should be in a place like pic related.

Crow

Nope, younger

25 is certainly peak ripeness; it's shaved and virgin where you fucked up.

>25 is certainly peak ripeness; it's shaved and virgin where you fucked up.