For me, it's Secret Aardvark

For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The Best Hot Sauce.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At least it isn't sriracha, the rancid not sauce. Compared to that, Aardvark, the sweet hot sauce, is perfectly alright.

Is it true that it tastes like a liquid version of taco seasoning?

I wouldn't say that, but it does go with Tex Mex stuff well.

Queen Majesty is my favorite, especially the Scotch Bonnet and Ginger

Trash. Taste like shit. Go away marketing queers.

It’s true, I use ‘vark as lube when I get pegged by my gf.

I like Tapatio. Got some bite but not hurrdurr I'm Manly hot.

This, except QM is too expensive

Uber good tier:
Tapatio

Good tier:
Secret Aardvark

Rip my anus tier:
El Yucateco Habanero green sauce

Literally only good for Pho tier: Sriracha cock sauce

Everything else: novelty tier

Please whoever is paying you give them my email so I can work for them as well. I want to shit post for a living

What is your email?

[email protected]

UK distribution when

It's available in the UK you worthless shut-in.

fucking where? I haven't seen it in any supermarket.

Just buy it online you stupid cuck, it's on amazon

>he shops at supermarkets

Well there's your problem, pauper

Try TK Maxx, they have it in quite regularly.
Protip: it's a shit hot sauce.

I'll check, thanks

Anyone know a hotsauce with similar flavor to Tabasco but more heat?

>uber good tier
>no valentina
Your list is shit and you're a faggot

Soylentina is shit and you're an even bigger faggot. Fuck off.

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