Stop using waxy, red potatoes

Part of that new wave of janitors eh?
chinee moot is determined to kill Veeky Forums with over moderation I guess

blatant off topic shit posting isn't the same as fun.

Staying 100 percent on topic at all times is also stifling.
A balance is pretty important.

There currently isn't a balance.

have a food pic, my boring friend

I guess I just disagree.
I like the lively flavor of Veeky Forums.

>stop using real parmesan, grated kraft is just as good

meanie chef john is bae

i will punch you

I'm british and I've never heard of red potatoes

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woah bugs... easy on the carrots

At what point did he say this? If I recall correctly he says the exact opposite of this statement.

Fuck off Jack

Start using Cayenne. Now.

he seems like a nice, competent guy

Is John a 49ers fan

More like chef rëddit

Enjoy your wood particles.

see

i will punch you

I've made several of this guys recipes, they're trash tier.

When I make them they turn out great.
Could it possibly be that you're just a terrible cook?

i think you might be lying

I love his recipes, very easily adjustable. I make them as he does, and then tweak it to my own personal tastes.

I know he said he preferred not to use them for Greek lemon chicken and potatoes. When else has he said this?

John is a Giants fan. He’s originally from New York and mentions it in one of the Super Bowl food videos.

It's like 2$ more per kilo, calm your tits Jack

You know what's convincing me that he a good cook? His weight. All the decent cooks i knew were chubby or fat.

potatoes are shit, eat rice

his recipes are relatively simple and easy to follow, but rely on great flavors and technique to shine. He doesn't just drench things in fat or salt, it's refreshing to so many people who are used to that kind of diet. And as
said,
they're easily adjustable. I personally never have a bad meal when I make something of his, especially if you follow along instead of just blindly repeating the video. He often runs into things or mentions suggestions on what to try instead of what he did, which help quite a bit.

Same load of starch
Same high glycemic index
have a meats

blatant off topic shitposting is the definition of fun and i will be fucked if i can't do it you little shit

red potatoes - potato salad
yukons - fried, or boiled w/ butter or sour cream
big brown bois - mashed potatos (skins still on unless you like dicks in ur butt)

>Waxy potatoes are superior for everything except french fries which you should never eat anyways.
How can you live life without french fries? Why shouldn't you eat them faggot?

>>big brown bois - mashed potatos (skins still on unless you like dicks in ur butt)
>leave the skin on
>boil my taters
>mash em
>dotted with black shit and rot
t-thanks user

this.

youre supposed to wash them first.

thas sucks

Red potatoes = roasting potatoes

For me it is the russet, the best potatoes

That too. With some rosemary hnnnnng

no

>faggots on Veeky Forums actually trashing Chef John]

I want /v/ to go back to it's despicable little shit-hole and take it's childish contrarianism with them. John is like a soothing, slightly less hairy and male Julia Childs

They do it only because it makes you upset, user.

this
no sane person dislikes the johnner

>A literal gnat
kek

It's just binging with redditors being jealous that they can't have a based guy like Chef John

>is what he never said

Don't suck at cooking.

Why does this pic remind me of divorce court?

have you been divorce raped by a woman?

This is some bad bait, Jack