ATTN: A very important announcement

ATTN: A very important announcement

You can drink as much water and flavored seltzer water as you want. Quit drinking sugar and syrup, fatties.

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Stop and Shop is pretty much the only thing I miss about living on the East Coast.

tangerine seltzer best seltzer
fite me, faggits

Also quit drinking natural and artificial low/zero calorie sweeteners.

I drink water from a mountain spring.
Plebeians, all of you.

No, if you drink too much water you will die. It's the same as anything. The dose makes the poison.

You're not a 14 year old girl, quit saying "fight me" when spouting shit opinions

wrong on the seltzer
the carbonation leads to bone density issues and acid reflux just like pop

Most people don't want to die. So you can still drink as much water "as you want".

The overwhelming majority of flavored seltzer water still uses artificial sweetener which just as bad for you as sugar.

La Croix does, but the other brands don't, in my experience.

Nope.

i can eat as much cow shit as i want to, too, dipshit
i still don't want to

I wasn't aware you needed to eat cow shit to stay alive.

don't worry, only Hindus need it

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>You can drink as much water as you want
This is incorrect.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

Most people don't want to die. So you can still drink as much water "as you want".

diet soda isn't seltzer water dumbshit

Kroger has the best brand in taste and amount of fizz.

No fucking shit, Einstein
Doesn't change the fact that most flavored soda water is artificially sweetened.

*SLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP*

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was just drinking a sweet, refreshing Coca-Cola out of my double gulp cup like a true American should.

What a faggot

>double gulp cup
>a true American
a true American would drink it from a 5 gallon bucket with a long straw

No one wants to drink that much outside of a water drinking contest or a marathon. You have to drink an unreasonable amount to reach that point.