I'll start: Pickles
Ingredients that ruin the flavor of everything
Great post. Pickles are awful, last time I tried them it was on a Cuban from a locally renowned sandwich place and I picked them off after 1 bite. Was still annoying to taste the pickle residue in every bite afterwards too
FUCK KETCHUP
People who are named David that ejaculate on your food.
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Jamie has a pretty bitter load too.
That fucking guy..
Are you retards serious?
how to immediately spot manchildren
I agree. After tasting a pickle, nothing else compares to that delicious treat.
bait
I'm fermenting chili dillies rn.
This. Pickles are amazing by themselves, but they don't mix with other things well at all. Especially when they use fucking sweet pickles for everything
these pieces of shit
I don't like pickles in sandwiches When talking about cucumber pickles, but only because they are usually done with white wine vinager and not that much sugar, OR too much sugar and they just fuck everything up. Pickled onion made with rice vinager however make my dick hard.
Anytime these slimy, watery shits are served in their slimy, watery state.
Green bell peppers. Fuck green bell peppers.
tomatoes are one of the few fruits that i cannot stand raw, but i do enjoy them when combined with other ingredients
like when paired with old pal cilantry
Hate this shit. Fuck these
Cilantro
Horseradish
Olives
Pretty much anything with a strong soapy flavor. In small quantities with other things maybe.
thats just your taste bud genes
none of those things have a soapy flavor at all, and theyre all delicious
dumb palatelet
Maybe you just don't understand pickles. Ever thought of that?
I actually like almost all pickled things, just not cukes. Pickled red-onions go perfect on a ham and cheese.
But, 'pickles' are just terrible. What other foods even combine crunchy, salty, and often cold? None! Because it's terrible and the pickle Jew has memed you all into thinking it's good.
Plen.
Did you ever have proper homegrown tomatoes? When you buy tomatoes at some shitty store (especially out of season) they tend to taste like watery plastic. Homegrown tomatoes, especially some sorts (like Beefsteak tomatoes) can be very tasty on their own, and when you combine them with other stuff it's fantastic.
Tomatoes are always either super crisp and flavourful, or bland mush.
There's no in between and the good ones are never used in fast food.
>that's just subjective to you because of your genes
>they objectively don't taste like that
People like you are why we get dishes with too much cilantro. Fuck off.
They can also be crisp and bland, like at Subway, or "burger fixings" at a cafeteria.
Coconut
Black olives. I hate black olives. They overpower absolutely everything they touch.
Most likely you have never had genuine black olives. Most black olives are just green olives that have been dyed black with an extremely strong iron based dye. Real black olives are mellow and can be eaten like dates, or grapes.
Mushrooms
Dill
mushrooms suck
the poor man's deen
Fuck the both of you, mushrooms are GOAT.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have pickles in this
one of the worst out there
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Grillo's are the only pickles I actually enjoy.
>any of those
>soapy
some people will never understand, user
i like red onion but sometimes it can really ruin whatever it is on. a few diced pieces go a long way for flavor
>that chopped chef who hates red onion and spent an entire episode telling a contestant the red onion was a bad choice
>the contestant continued putting red onion in every dish
I have the soapy cilantro gene and I hate it. It looks so delicious.
Also thanks for the reminder that Colbert used to be a comedian. Funny how things turn out, eh? I just discovered today the new US ambassador to Denmark was the token hot chick in Deathstalker 3.
I fucking love pickles on their own, but cannot stand them as an addition to nearly anything, excluding, of course, the quintessential Chicago style hot dog
You can all enjoy your sensory disorders. I'll just go this way and eat all the fucking foods without being a picky shit.
Raw tomatoes.
Cook that shit.
My wife’s son won’t even let pickles in the house even though I like them.
They're actually more expensive than /deenz/
Texas Pete/Tabasco
Not because it's hot, but because it tastes like garbage. Give me a real hot sauce or none at all please.
This.
Once you are older than 10, people shouldn't be this picky
Why is a sonic oc eating fucking aqua teen hunger force
you all lose, this is the only correct answer.
MUSTARD!!!! that stuff made me almost puke when i tried it. it also left a bad taste in my mouth for a long time after eating it
human faeces
CWCVille is a wonderful world where many imaginative things can happen.
This!
Once you are old enough to say no ketchup,then you should never eat ketchup.
What's it like trying to eat a Cuban and still being 6 years old?
This nigga never had fried pickles.
Didn't feel like starting a thread just to ask this, so...
Is this a meme?
Is there someone who actually eats this?
I like both pickles and peanut butter but mixing them together...
Do any of you communiggers make your own pickles?
No. I'm terrified of botulism the way a blackman is terrified of red meat.
Leave them for those of us with taste. We'll appreciate them.