So I have to design a hand held mixer for a school assignment, asking for your help ck, would mean a lot, u just need to answer these quick questions:
1. Which of the following mixers looks like the most fun?
2. Which one looks the most expensive?
3. Which one looks the cheapest?
4. Which one looks the sturdiest or heavy duty?
5. Which one would you buy and why?
plus your age and sex
>most fun
G
>most expensive
A
>least expensive (don't say cheapest; keep
parallel structure you fucking scrub)
K
>MOST sturdy
I
>LEAST sturdy (why isn't this a question you idiot)
K
>most likely to buy and why
A - highest watts (visible), mostly metal, looks sealed so easy to clean
>least likely to buy and why
G - looks like it needs some special receptacle to be used properly, might be tempted to shove it up my ass
thanks!
>fun
E
>expensive
G
>least expensive
H
>sturdiest
G
>least sturdy
H
>which would i buy
i own D, but i might think about A or L. the most important part is that it the immersion part is actually stainless.
i think the main problem with the kitchenaid is that the speed settings aren't useful (there's not much difference between low and high) and the indicators are only printed on, so they can be rubbed off.
Is G the full size boat motor type? The double hander? They're the best and most heavy duty but, they're big.
I honestly wonder what a handheld rotating dildo feels like
J
E
B
G
J
gets the job done in an effective manner.
21 male
I'm not giving you free market research, but I will advise you to make sure the guard at the tip is easy to clean. Little crevices where crud can get stuck are the worst.
>g
>i
>h
>g
>b because I already have it and I like it
26 m
fuck your questions.
i want stainless steel with a minimum of 5 speed variables and a thin shaft so i dump powder into the cup.
also, i'm a strong independant black woman trapped inside a white man's body and i identify as a soft boiled lobster. yes it hurts, btw.
who the fuck ever looks at a stick blender and thinks "fun"?
>oh, this hammer is fun
>my, what a fun vacuum.
>this is the most fun i've ever had with a printer ever
fuck you and fuck your marketing class. i hope you all die of painful aids.
stainless steel is certainly the way to go
but it costs more than plastic and people do tend to go for price
thanks for the free advice!
I want a two stroke blender with a throttle, multiple attatchments, easily changed and easily cleaned blades, and not a single fucking frill. I want to beat someone with it, clean it in thirty seconds, and use it again. Understand paco?
If you're in middle school/high school, fuck off.
Otherwise, determine design strengths and weaknesses and use a chart to rank and determine feature requirements. Make a synthesis of features based on that. It's literally what you're going to be graded on. If you just have "Veeky Forums said xd" you will fail. Oh, and fuck off.
this is clearly marketing design, not engineering
dipshit
Not even kidding but a good marketing ploy, for a device with attachments, might be to use a proxy company to make an aftermarket dildo attachment, then hire a porn star and make a video go viral.
Gimme bitcoins now.
I'm on college, will fuck off anyway
Already did that chart, this is for consumer thoughts and bias about the various designs on the market
Just bought E after doing some research and read a bunch if test reports so Im a bit biased... Still though:
>G
>E
>K
>E
>E
>22/ no
...
G, G, H, G, G
33/M
K
L
E
D
Probably L desu but it's a bit tricky to judge just from the picture with no specs - I also rated that one the most expensive so it's natural I would be inclined to buy that one without knowing specs and price comparison as I see the most value in it. I also like the look of A and C to buy.
It was a close call on sturdiness, in reality it's probably L but from looks alone I'm being memed by my brain to say E just because it's thicker and it's metal (even though L looks all metal too). F also looks pretty sturdy I think because it has a shorter end on it, but I think that would get annoying and something like G would be the most practical
Please deposit $1 into my account for responding to your marketing survey, thanks.
I want the one that I can hold in one hand while controlling with an app on my phone with the other hand before the bowl falls on the floor. Then I'll have an embarrassing story to tell my friends on facebook (while driving ofc).