What do you eat when you live a wagecuck life and have only 10mins every morning for breakfast?

What do you eat when you live a wagecuck life and have only 10mins every morning for breakfast?

I've been on chocolate bars but starting to get tired of them. Recommend me some simple packaged food cu/ck/s.

wake up earlier you sperg
i always have one and a half slices of bacon and two eggs for breakfast and it keeps me going until i get home

You only have ten minutes because you get up late, you lazy shitter. Comfortable 30+ minute breakfast masterrace reporting

Yep. So many people seem to really struggle with basic time management. Getting up earlier means you don't get enough sleep? Go to bed earlier. It's not that complicated.

As others have said, first give yourself more time.

Second, prepare a big pot of something on the weekend and eat it all week. Something you like eating that you can just plate and toss in the microwave every morning during the week.

I tend not to eat large breakfasts, opting for something like a carnation instant breakfast or a fruit smoothie using my blender, then snack and eat more later on in the day.

Get a small pyrex dish the size of an english muffin, beat an egg in it, throw it in the microwave until it rises, top with cheese and ham, another 10 seconds to warm the ham and cheese place on english muffin. Quick McMuffins at home.

Good quality yogurts
Coffee flavour especially

Or buy a bunch of croissants, freeze and microwave for 15-30 sec when U need it

Tell me what's it like being a coping wage cuck

Use an oven mitt btw or you'll have a bad day

spend the weekends practising how to make five of your favourite dishes within ten minutes. you can make a version of almost anything in ten minutes if you're prepared.

It's fine. Life's easygoing, I can afford the food I want, I get sufficient time off for recreational activities and personal development, I've saved enough to survive two years if things go to shit so I'm not particularly worried about the future.

I quietly read for an hour before getting seven to eight hours of sleep and wake up every morning feeling fresh and ready to face another day.

Wake up earlier?

Boil eggs the night before, toast+jam, yogurt. Onion bagel, herb cream cheese, smoked salmon and dill/capers is fantastic too.

Personally I've been having a couple pieces of warm flat bread, olives and black tea for breakfast and it's really good.

That's a very kosher recipe

Instant oatmeal is fine for that amount of time. Overnight oats too, some to think of it. Buy some fruit/nuts/peanut butter to put in there to make it more filling. Or maybe boil some eggs and keep them in the fridge.

Don't listen to these responsibleCucks user, I wake up 10 minutes before I have to leave and eat at work. Mix minced beef with eggs and bake the oven for 20 minutes at 200c, grate cheese on top. When done, slice intro strips and take to work in a plastic tub.

Keto master race btw.

I bet you weigh 20st

Just make some eggs stupid

That sounds like it tastes like ass. Why don't you at least use cured pork instead of ground beef are you a masochist?

>Sacrificing 3% more of my waking day has no drawback
I mean I agree in this case but I can't stand when people's only solution is put more time into it. He could work 50hrs a day, drive 5 getting to and going from work, and spend another 5 getting ready and decompressing. Say he sleeps 50 he's a week and lives by himself with no other obligations he has 58 hrs of time left to do shit other than sleep and work. Your solution is to tell him to give ~5% of that up so he can eat one meal somewhat better. It's lazy and disingenuous advice

Honestly sounds very comfy desu

True it may be a lot of assumption on his part but that's also a lot on you as well. It's not unreasonable whatsoever to tell someone to wake up a little earlier to make their quality of life better. Also you're a faggot.

>having to work

Embarrassing!

No, it's good advice which will improve his overall quality of life. The better you feel the more productive you will be in your spare time. In that example he should also sleep an extra 6 hours a week, by the way.

>Also you're a faggot.
You're not telling me anything I don't already know big boy