Tfw been keeping 2 open vodka bottles in my freezer

>tfw been keeping 2 open vodka bottles in my freezer
>tfw one of them froze partially
>tfw they're both 40%
what the fuck

The alcohol evaporates if the bottle is open, dum dum.

people spitting back in the bottle after taking a drink

>drinking vodka straight from the bottle
who do you think we are, animals?
we did shots, as any distinguished people would

If you're doing shots already, somebody is pulling straight from the bottle. It's exactly the same but more convenient. Somebody I your house is hiding alcoholism, poorly.

>tfw they're both 40%
that's 80 proof, which is fairly common for spirits
what did you think it was when you bought it?
also, that's shit vodka and vodka is already a shit spirit to begin with
are you a fucking virgin too bro?

Did you have an aneurysm?

Alcohol is also hygroscopic. It might have absorbed enough water if it was left in the freezer for a long period of time. I wouldn't know though since alcohol doesn't last to long around me.

the freezing point for 40% alcohol is much, much colder than a freezer you stupid child

lol wtf are you even talking about

Retard, he's saying both are 80 proof, and wondering why only one froze.

Are you really this fucking dumb or just pretending?

>he thinks hes too good to drink from the bottle

Freezers are cold. I bet that’s why it froze.

OP someone drank some of your vodka and replaced it with water.

They thought they were clever but they aint.

If you have a shitty freezer and put one bottle right near the cold air port, it could be exposed to extremely cold temperatures. Put a thermometer there.

Luksusowa is meh in the cheap vodka tier
try zubrówka or Biały Bocian
>not liking vodka
get the fuck out soyboy

samefag

russian men may drink vodka and they drink it straight, but in the u.s. vodka is the drink of choice for girls and effeminate men
ask any bartender.
women and faggy dudes like it because it's easy to hide the flavor.
this is why the Cosmopolitan is such a popular drink

Yes, but it's also good for drinking between beers at home with a side of pickles and boiled eggs.

what does any of that have to do with the OP you mouthbreathing sperglord?

your freezer may be infested with Cold Gnomes
i recommend storing your liquor at room temperature and starving the freezer gnomes

Your roomies are stealing your vodka and filling the bottle back up with water.

Lol, I used to do that with my grandfather's hidden vodka before he died of cirrhosis and there wasn't any vodka anymore, lol.

You need proper concentrated vodka.

No it isn't. The freezing point of liquor is -16.5 degrees, and freezers can get to -17 or -18 around the cold air vent.

>so indignant, how dare you imply blah blah
>does not have shit together enough to keep track of a bottle cap

Azeotropic Ethanol freezing point is -73c

>He doesn't get shitfaced with his Russian bosses on vodka

do you have kids/anyone that would try sneaking some and replacing it with water?

I've had some bad experiences with żubrówka biała (the infused one is good though)
I usually go for wyborowa, good price-to-quality
it's almost impressive how retarded you are
nope

Someone drank it and filled it back up with water thinking you wouldn't figure it out

Gonna kek hard when you thaw it and see two layers, one water one alcohol.

where the FUCK do you think you are shitbird