Webm thread

I got a few

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That's depression era food. When ya got nuthin else, ya go wit what ya got.

>depression era
Not even close. This is fucking depression era food.

yep

what a cute old man

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I guess he's just being perfect as a catering dish at a party in the morning

>depression era
That's me hungover at 3pm food, hand shaking dropping the food all over a paper plate and all.

He's joking.

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why not just do a normal fried egg sandwich with a sausage patty? i guess mathematically this would take less surface area to cook a dozen sandwiches

>tacos
Where

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would say it's more efficient but since you have to bake like 4 different things at different temps it would only be faster if you have a bunch of ovens.

huh
seen the other one a thousand times
never seen this
thanks user

I had torta de tamal once in Mexico City, it was fucking great but it made me feel like a pig.
I forgot the name of the drink they give you tho.

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atole

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best taste

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Where's the food? faggot

>he didn't see all the apples on the desk
fuck off.

>Apples
Fucking disgusting, that ain't fucking food you spastic

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This abhorrent shit is what happens when women die before their husbands. No wonder God made it so that female life expectancy is higher than male.

>dropped a shell?
>let's contaminate the dish even further!

>t. female
lol what's your point?

>only posting when you have a point to make
Welcome, newfag.

You people are so hilarious with your fear of eggs.

That guy grew up in an era when women did all the cooking. It's going to be the opposite situation for this generation.

Filtered.

He is joking
youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo
I guess you had an entire little backstory made up for him already. Sorry to disappoint.

These things are so fucking disgusting to me.

for the love of God, montresor

now kith

wtf mang, dis some real nigga sheet right here

So glad I'll be dead before this stage

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campurrado maybe?

thank god, there is no sound

he does enjoy extra bread flavor in his sandwiches

So it's just a tamal in a bread piece? No extra stuff?

>parsely on toast
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>parsley
Why are you here?
You clearly know fuck all about food and cooking, dipshit.

I just love old people

>baked
england was a mistake

>he fell for the parsley on everything meme
bro i cant even

Reminds me of that Wonder Showzen episode.
youtube.com/watch?v=HTWY7KReTR8
>Those pigs are going through hell, but my tastebuds are going through heaven

Nice damage control.
Retard.
:)

Yes, for the love of God!

Large pieces of boiled onion with spaghetti anyone?

More tacos al pastor for the rest of us.

You guys know this dude is master troll and does this shit on purpose right. Watch his watermelon video.

>taking out the tray like 8 times
Just use a fucking pan & pot

That queen scared the ever living hell out of me.

so you don't like eating human meat?

how'd you get a video of my ex-girlfriend?

He really likes to add raisins to everything.

Women on average live longer because men work themselves into an early grave to provide for their family.

looks like i fucked that one up

>come to our restaurant and cook your own food anyway

there we go thats less retarded

Do you not preview your shit before posting?

I just started messing around with adobe premiere and its real fucken annoying when it says the webm estimated size is 2mb but it turns out to actually be 5mb+ so I have to remake it a bunch of times. also the export settings reset ever time. the whole thing is an inefficient mess and i dont know what half the settings mean.

Just use Webm For Retards

OR buy it from the fucking store which is a lot less expensive and faster

>no need to stir
>just throw your pan away at the end and buy a new one

no, women live longer (aside from other factors) because they dont produce testosterone at the rates males do, and furthermore stop producing oestrogen after menopause.

If someone did that in public we'd fucking glass em.

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Looks like a "world's biggest california roll" attempt

I was about to say the same thing, maybe they're new here because I remember that someone used to post his webms here not so long ago.

i eat this all the time. usually add some cabbage and potatoes too

the preview shows no green line at the bottom but it shows up in vlc. if it shows up here i am gonna be mad.

it's not a california roll

Soak it in hot water dummy.

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Maybe he is trying to learn and that's the reason for his presence. I don't really know.

How do people even come up with these crazy machines? I feel like I'd get caught on something and die a horrible death if I were in there.

this looks so dry

al pastor is fucking delicious fag.

Raisins is a fucking brilliant thing to add if you're the type of degenerate that likes ketchup. Adds sweetness to the dish and it won't hog all the fucking flavor receptors on your tongue.