Post the best-of-the-best entitled/tragic/grim Yelp reviews. You know you want to hate read some dumb opinions.
Awful Yelp reviews
Parker Myers
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Ian Williams
>these are the people that make or break modern restaurants
Jonathan Roberts
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Jeremiah Evans
never use yelp. too unreliable. too trendy. too soyboi.
Ian Wood
What the fuck is wrong with white women
Jonathan Bennett
You guys ever notice when a spic or a nig drops the baseless racism card on reviews? Wtf, is that a psyops?
Hunter Collins
Yelp is more of an advertising tool than a restaurant tool desu
>restaurant owners will actually give away free food for yelp stars
pathetic
Xavier Ramirez
yeah it used to be useful, now its just good for pictures. I use tripadvisor now
Liam Gonzalez
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Jordan Turner
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Alexander Bell
>Writing an essay for something that can be explain in half a paragraph
Day of the rope cannot come soon enough
Nolan Fisher
I usually check out local places I know the cooks at. Industry type guy. Most of them are funny because they are flat out wrong, regardless of 1* or 5* rating.
Here's a gem.
Caleb Garcia
>Buttblasted white yuppy pulling the race card
Kek
Zachary Price
>No friends
Sebastian Richardson
I literally can not imagine writing this in good faith
Robert Cook
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Jonathan Lopez
i wouldn't consider a staff to be "great under pressure" if they undercook their nachos and suffer reduced scooping power, should really be 1 star
Angel Lopez
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Liam Adams
whitu piggu go hommu
Jose Evans
Kek I actually felt the atmosphere reading this one
Jackson Scott
I strongly suspect that that is not a legitimate review.
Nolan Walker
It's closed now but it's great to read the reviews of THE WORST CARL'S JR. IN AMERICA. Not kidding this place was fucked. I have seen puke on tables, people sitting in puddles of piss, dude shooting heroin into their ankles, security guards beating hobos with a wooden stick, firearms brandished, and some of the saddest food i've ever seen. I once sat down at a table and there was a cup someone left on it so I was going to move it. It was full of blood. It was just one of those water cups they give you at the counter, like a little paper cup, just full of human blood. When they closed the place they just put up a sign saying CLOSED FOREVER. God bless you civic center/tenderloin carls jr. may you burn in fastfood hell.
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Also pic related. It's an actual picture from the restaurant.
Daniel Hall
He has a point.
Elijah Perry
Jesus.
I was offered a spot as a yelp elite, but I knew better than to join up with these turdbrained snobs. I just didn't know it was this bad.
Hudson Cook
I am actually going back and reading the reviews again and I forgot about some of this stuff. There's one about a guy fighting pigeons for his food at the table.
Isaac Harris
>Whites using "reverse" when dealing with racism
its just racism you white gaijin piggu
Matthew Turner
Imagine being so cucked to refer to racism against whites as reverse racism