I fucking LOVE garlic

I fucking LOVE garlic

And garlic loves you.

I feel pity for those who don't love it

>t. director of the Upper Midwest Garlic Growers Association

>Made another garlic thread when one exists
For what purpose

Is garlic the Dark Souls of food???

I usually stick a clove it two up my bung hole as a suppository. I'm a pretty healthy lad desu

Why would anybody cut garlic with a knife like that? There is no heel on the blade. That would be tedious as fuck.

just press it with your fingers, soyboy

because it's good?

I was thinking the exact same thing. Very tedious when the blade isn't significantly taller than the handle.

Garlic is the best, too bad I can't eat it anymore ;(.

why

There's nothing better overall. Even love the smell it leaves on your fingers right after you chop it up... yum.

Massive digestive problems and for some reason I get acne from garlic so I had to completely remove it from my diet. Shame as garlic truly is the best.

I tear through a ridiculous amount of the stuff.

if you love it so much then why don't you marry it

cuz im ugly...

>get acne because i'm a fatfuck who swills hfcs, chocolate and grease like a hog
>blame garlic
user I...

>ugly
no garlic will ever love you

delet this

>be me
>go to Blaze pizza
>they're putting on veggies
>I ask for garlic, and specify that I like a lot or garlic
>they use three times the amount they normally use
>I always feel awkward as I explain that that's still only like 1/3 the amount I want.

I fucking cLOVE garlic

You're not moot. The real moot quit Veeky Forums to fuck trannies.

>>be me
Who the fuck could you be besides yourself retard?

How does it feel to be a genetic failure? Do everyone a favor a remove yourself from the gene pool, fag.

whos moot?

Youre right

moot got cucked and sold us to the botnet. fuck that faggot.

a legendary trap lover and connoisseur of interracial gang-bangs.

t. tranny fapper

t. m*ot

>boosts the immune system
just lost credibility

id just fucking end it. Your a stronger man than me, user.

but thats correct?

i eat shitloads of garlic every single witner when the flue epidemic is going on and ive literally havent been sick since 6th grade
im 25 now

so in 7th grade you just started going to the kitchen and eating assloads of garlic gtfo of here dumbass lying faggot

what did he mean by this

HIGH TEST

I know most of you assholes don't talk about this but the only garlic you should be using is Spanish Garlic. Garlic Rojo.

Everything else is bitter and shitty. Don't argue, just do it.

>It's an acquired taste.

shut the fuck up, spic

Are there really any health benefits from garlic consumption?

If it's a vegetable, there's health benefits from eating it. Period.

Don't worry, some day you will make it to 7th grade.

I can't stand the stuff.
If someone has it in their house I can't even go inside.

t. vampyr

you daft?is literally one of the best things you could eat

ofcourse, eating it raw, that is, dont expect much benefit from it if you fry or bake the shit out of it

>dont expect much benefit from it if you fry or bake the shit out of it
the benefit is in the taste

Can someone explain to me why the metal plate+bowl method of removing garlic becoming much less effective each time I tried it? This thing end up being a better alternate.

Wut? I am the opposite of fat, I have been consitently working out since I was 12 and have always been in great condition, I am not oblivious and ignorant. I know that some people happen to be sensitive to certain foods and garlic has proven to be my weakness.

user is a vampire confirmed

>clears up vaginitis.

So you stick it in your vergelinio?

t-they're onto us Roy.

>tfw bought costco minced garlic
would be perfect if it wasn't for the citric acid desu

onion is better tho

I love garlic, I love rubbing it on my hands when cooking and smelling them later.
But I get really super self-conscious ever since I had like 4 cloves in my tsatsiki and my work colleague (female(female)) commented on it.

coughing?

>t. 8th grade