For me, it's Secret aardvark

My wife's bull Daquarius threw away all of my 'vark sauce because I accidentally looked at our waitress at Applebee's for too long. :(

Not true, I didn't get any 'vark.

'cado toast, tofu, the list goes on..

Where the fuck is the Patti thread? Didn't see one in a while.

She’s permabanned

What? Really? What the fuck

Why is this sauce the sauce of choice for cuckolds?

This is a big get. Hopefully this trends and get the show some new viewers.

Edit: Also sidenote I bought Secret Aardvark and its amazing. Was expecting hotter though.

Because a whole bunch of faggots on reddit love it and it's not hot. Like sriracha all over again.

>szechuan
>sriracha
>vark
Why do soygoys love these so much?

>advertised as being hot
>not actually hot
>soymen think it somehow makes them men

shill thread filtered and saged

God fuck Veeky Forums, they blow this meme sauce straight to the heavens about how good this sauce is, but it's literally just a a slightly better taco bell sauce

'va 'za 'd 'go 'pa 'le 'oy

>Extremely sweet
No thanks.

Tofu bacon, Soylent, edamame, rice cakes, mixed nuts, tofurkey, gluten free crackers.

It's so sweet it makes a good substitute for hershey's syrup on non-dairy ice cream frozen subsitute and non-dairy frozen yogurt. Yummy!

This. I can tolerate sour, savory, or even bitter with my spice, but sweet is just toddler tier.

How exactly is sweet "toddler-tier"? I have a sweet tooth myself and I love 'vark because it's so sweet. If you want a vingar-y garlic-y taste just get 'cha.

Good. We don't need more stupid disgusting toxofags on this board.

Sriracha is sweet.

Pouring sweet sauce on your food is obviously toddler-tier, I'm not sure why you don't understand this.

This, I can't stand sugary foods. Why do people want sweet versions of everything. It's like they want candy but don't want the social ridicule so they make their sauces so sweet instead.

It's spicy in a sweet way.

>It's spicy in a sweet way.
Sriracha is like ketchup.

In the case of the rooster Sriracha, it's like rancid ketchup.

This is actually working, even though i am fully aware its a forced meme trolling by masquerading as shilling - seeing it every day makes me want to order a bottle online

I get paid today and I need to order a shipment from Amazon. It's in my cart. Although, $10 for 8 oz of sauce is steep.

Good goy, buy Secret Aardvark. The Best Hot Sauce.

I've concluded that anyone who enjoys Sriracha or Aardvark sauce has no sense of taste whatsoever, or licks enough tranny assholes for the taste to seem spectacular by comparison.

Wifey won't let me eat 'vark at home so I have to get my fix at work or on the go.
Not everyone can eat 1,000,000,000 scovilles like other Habanero sauces.
Secret 'vark is the mildest and sweetest sauce on the market and that's what makes it so great. If I wanted to cry, sweat and yell in agony I would eat habanero Crystal, Tabasco, or other hot sauces that are for people with no taste buds. The sauce is supposed to be sweet so that it pairs with more foods. If you don't like sweet treats you are sorely missing out.

Scott Moritz, creator of 'vark, was a staunch white supremacist before he succumbed to pancreatic cancer.

This.
Not many people outside of Portland know this but the original design for the label was a Nazi-esque eagle with 2 lightning bolts over a realistic depiction of an aardvark wearing a facsimile of a SS uniform and a spy mask. It was only after his death in late 2009 that the light hearted, cartoonish label we still see today replaced the old design.

Does /pol/ know?

I don't go on there so I don't know but it's an open secret in the Portland hot sauce community. I don't want to blame the current owners for Scott's worldview no matter how evil it was.

WTF? I love Aardvark sauce now.

I remember those old label designs but I never made the Nazi connection... damn. I always thought the uniform was a grey Sith uniform like in Star Wars.

lol. Scott Moritz was a fucking ultra leftist hippie faggot who donated tons of money to NAACP and is a major supporter before he died.

Why the fuck do you tink Aardvark sauce is carried in all these vegan, hippie, health food stores? Because he was a nazi? lol

The misinformation on this board is pretty hilarious.

That was his cover. Portland was changing and he grew to hate what it was becoming. A progressive beacon in a sea of hatred and ignorance. Ask the current owners about his half million dollar Nazi paraphemlia collection. He was an ultra national socialist.

Not him but, Scott was getting flak for the comments her made about the lgbtqindvlzqwyec+ community

lol. I don't really give a fuck when you liberal faggots turn on each other and try to slander them. It's pretty entertaining actually.

I'm cishet and your baseless attacks on my character have hurt me deeply. I'm not 'turning on' Scott. He was a great chef and a good friend, but I didn't agree with him politically. He had a room dedicated to Nazi memorabilia and paraphemlia. They tried to auction it off but the local synogogues, the JADL, and JIDF petitioned the auction so it was all melted down and mostly incinerated.

This guy was a feminist before the 3rd wave feminist movement. Pretty sure he would be a huge BLM racist and supporter too. I just love it when jealous liberals eat their own.

He was a feminist ultra left national socialist

What is this sauce comparable to? I've been memed too many times by Veeky Forums and now have a few bottles of shit sauces I'm never going to use

'cha

It's basically a knock off of Melindas Habernero Ketchup.
It's just as sweet but not very hot.
It's the soy boy of hot sauce basically.

I went to a Halloween party at Scott's place and he had that room cordoned off with DO NOT CROSS police tape. He got really drunk and someone pulled out a glass bowl and he smoked methamphetamines in front of everyone. He started clenching his jaw really hard and talking a lot. Someone complimented a painting in his living room and he started talking about how he bought it from a SS officer's great grandson. Then one weird quiet guy started taking to him about Hitler and stuff and Scott got up and ran to the room and unblocked it then he ran back to the living room and I'm talking about sprinting back and forth. He ushered me and several other people into that room and started picking things up and pointing things out and explaining the history beyond them. Needless to say I was extremely uncomfortable. Scott had like 20 bayonet knives with nazi markings on them. He had several old, tattered flags. The propeller of a Nazi biplane was hanging on the wall. He showed us a rack of real uniforms and he boasted about meeting one of the Nazis that wore it. Most people left the room, and some even left the party at this point. I tried to walk out, but Scott blocked the door and made me help him and that weird pull a war chest into the living room. It had to have weighed at least 300lb. I tried to get Scott to calm down and mellow out but he accused me of being a communist which I denied. I tried to excuse myself because I was understandably uncomfortable being there. He opened the chest and pulled out a collection of Luger pistols. He made me sit down and at some point he smoked another bowl of meth. I was frozen as he pulled out pistol after pistol each with several Nazi markings on the barrels and frames. He said they were all matching serial #s and the whole chest was worth $450,000.

So you're telling us lots of pretend Liberals are actually racist as shit on the inside?

Tell us something we don't know.

Vark is better than all of those combined

'cado toast

He was the Ben Garrison of Food.

An apt comparison.

Wtf I love 'vark sauce now

For me, it's Frank's. The Sriracha was fucking disgusting as other posters have aptly observed. Like rancid peppers meet the curdled cum of a sweatyboi with gonorrhea. Mother's Mountain is pretty good.

>I put that $#!' on er'rythang! LOL!!

OP said he would be gone for awhile, he's helping a sick family member

That's good. Not only is 'Vark the best hot sauce it's also a great cure me all.

Where is that meme even from?

franksredhot.com
Still not as good as Secret Aardvark btw

You're right. It isn't as good as 'vark. It's better.

Death to all those who insult 'vark!!!!!

Kill yourself, unironically.

For me, it's these bastids, blended up with some vinegar or lime, maybe a garlic clove, some salt, and maybe a bit of allspice.

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Not him but only a soygoy redditor would have this pic saved on their computer.

hot sauce is a flavor enhancer, sugar has a defacto amalyze reaction, when you combine the two you get an overload because the tastebuds will target the sugar before any other flavor. Causing this radical sensation of sweetness ontop of a sudden kick of hotsuace. Its off putting and it ruins flavors of anything you put it on.
By itself it tastes fine, but when you put it on things it causes a conflict with the food. Only people that don't really like hot sauce but pretend to like it would ever use it.

Only a "soygoy redditor" would say "soygoy redditor" unironically.

Not him but only a soygoy redditor would post this reply.

Not him but only a soygoy redditor would say not him

Not the poster you are responding to, but only a soygoy redditor would reply within a minute.

Either of you got a picture of that?

Pic related, from their website.

>tfw you buy a superhot sauce and it has absolutely no smell whatsoever

what a suspiciously worded post......

>ipod
>knife
>gun

I'm getting some hardcore /g/ flashbacks here

Anything with soy desu

>tfw wifes live-in boyfriend threatens to shut down your BLACKED.gov account if you spend another thousand on The Best Hot Sauce

what the fuck i've been getting this hot sauce every now and then since about a year ago why the fuck is this a meme now what am i supposed to do now

commit sudoku

can someone translate this one

haha you soy now

You ever think you could've saved up those good husband points to replace Trayshaun in the master bedroom for 1 night instead of buying shitty hot sauce?

I don't know anybody named Trayshaun but my wife lets me buy all of the "shitty sauce" that I want as long as I take it out of my allowance.

What do I eat with hotsauce? Help me Veeky Forums

Fresh semen. Mix with the hot sauce and apply directly to your eyeballs.

Is it hot sauce or is it 'vark? Because there is a huge difference. 'vark is the sweetest and mildest 'hot' sauce on the market.

Any food that you eat regularly will go with 'vark.
I eat 'vark with tofu fakon, edamame, Soylent, rice cakes, nori sheets, raw silken tofu cubes, yogurt, coffee, ramen, white rice, sliced apples, baby carrots, mashed peas, quinoa, couscous and even tofu hot dog slices.

marie sharps

That packaging is, ooo, hideous.

>the Portland hot sauce community
>hot sauce community
>Portland

Oh my god I'm dying

Fuck off, if you don't like it don't buy it but it doesn't give you the right to say shit like this. I love the Secret Aardvark mascot, he brings me comfort and solace that I dearly need in my life. Ever since I saw him in 2010 he has been a beacon of happiness for me in a sea of depression.

i've tried a whole bunch of different hot sauces including all the popular ones

for me it's crystal extra hot sauce