The Perfect Crunch

From crispy carrots, to cracking crackers, crumbly bacon, and chips. Freshly made bread, chocolate bark, maybe the oozing crinkle of the perfectly made grilled cheese... What is it, Veeky Forums?

What is the absolute crunch?

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For me it’s Doritos. The perfect crunch.

crystallized smegma of my arabic bull

It might be your pic. A good creme brulee is fucking amazing. Besides that, I'd say nachos and popcorn. I rarely go to the movies (maybe once or twice a year) but I can't help but get some popcorn usually.

the lettuce and cucumber in a cold sandwich with whatever filling you like, and some S & P

Crusty cheese

i like the nice cold crunch of my Subway brand sandwich

babby pigger skin

The pop of an eyeball, and crispy fyllo layers.

For me, it's the Fruit Adventure Tic Tac TM, guaranteed to give you the best snap then crunch for your buck while being absolutely zero calories!

Even more satisfying is the sound of popping the top off a bottle of 'vark

i don’t like to admit this but I’m fairly certain fresh chips(crisps) have this one covered especially if you make your own sour cream and get some fresh chive

>What is the absolute crunch?

Crispy fat on top of pork belly
It's like candy

Have you tried sucking less dick user? Nothing is sadder than these posts.

Lechon, or bagnet

for me it'd have to be some nice fried chicken

Shrimp tails obviously

THIS. Nothing beats fresh chicharones

Fresh crispy lettuce

Pork belly done right is the absolute crunch. There can be no other.

Bruschetta

Just ignore it.

A crisp tart apple. Or the crust of a fresh loaf or sourdough.

>"Oh, wow, I love brooshetah!"

Tostadas. Every day. Fried, baked or dehydrated. Spread beans, or avocado, top that hot sauce. That is the simple snack version. Layer it up with lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, meats, whatever, to make the meal of it. I eat them every day.

Fried.

Baked.

Dehydrated.

> biting into freshly roasted coffee beans

Regardless it’s still a 10/10 dish when made right. Best enjoyed on a back porch on a late summer evening, made with tomatoes and basil picked from the garden that day.

For me, either the center of california rolls or any laminated dough-based pastry.

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a log of properly aged, craft-dried cum

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Ah, if only you were funny.

What is crunchy in there? I honestly don't know, but am curious.

If you've got the munch
The crisp and the crunch
SBLOUNSKCHED

why crunch when you can crumble

These have the perfect crunch for me, when fresh. Kinda like prawn crackers but crispier and taste much better. Perfect for a one-second-spit-soak in the mouth before chewing, while watching a movie.

But unfortunately they're extremely high in carbs and when I eat that many carbs at night while watching a movie then I can't get to sleep.

Cucumber.

The bones of your enemies

oh... how disappointing. That is hardly a satisfying crunch in the world of crunches.

One time my dog got a hold of a celery stick, and I can testify that’s it was the most satisfying/hilarious sound I’ve ever heard. Just the juiciest, most solid CRONCH you’ve ever heard. God bless.

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Those taki knockoffs from the Doritos brand

>crisp apple
This, especially if it’s crispy yet soft enough to take out half of it in one bight

pic related and frozen yogurt parfait

Did she died?

raw broccoli and green beans