Vegans have to resort to eating pizza with lemon slices on them

Vegans have to resort to eating pizza with lemon slices on them.
LEMON. SLICES.

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yeah,so?

Tangy. Still, the best pizza is actually a pizza with Secret Aardvark Sauce. The Best Hot Sauce.

seems like you are quite obsessed.

based

>pizza with faggot sauce
but not everyone is a giant faggot user.

who cares about the lemons, why's there candlewax on that """pizza"""

That’s vegan cheese user.

looks great

>Vegan cheese
>Best pizza

Proof Aardvark markets exclusively to low test men

the cheese looks like cum

No, they don't have to
There's a ton of vegetable toppings to choose from. Also, vegan cheese replacement products that are actually pretty good on pizza

No they weren't

My gf only lets me have ‘vark after I’ve finished my chores and cleaned Tyrone’s cage.

it is vegan pizza. did you expect it to look like something else?

tyrone is the dog... right?

Yeah, she's into bestiality and makes me watch her.

>kills yeast when making bread
>vegan

>now melts

Maybe its one of those no-bake recipes

Don’t listen to op. Tyrone is my gf’s bull. I love to watch him breed my fertile gf.

>tfw you get enough hubby points
>gf's bull brings you a bottle of 'vark

>tyrone is the dog... right?

No, you silly degenerate. Tyrone is not a dog.

This is him and I at my 3rd wedding.

Damn woman. Tyrone looks like one of them niggers straight out of the Congos.

but why is tyrone in a cage?

Based vegans triggering italian americans (6,25% italian) and their dumb pizza rules that only exist in america.

Well Tyrone has been described as a dog sometimes

He shits up the house. I caught him shitting on the floor the other day. Bad Tyrone!

So you like to watch Tyrone while he fucks other fat whales? Is this some type of fetish I don't know about?

Well.... at least you didn't "outkick your coverage." It's like a match made in heaven. Or hell... wherever.

> This is him and I at my 3rd wedding.

lol. An obese fatty is on her 3rd marriage, and to a black guy no less. What a huge surprise.

wtf death to americani

American Italians are consummate let 56% mutts.

I can't tell who will end up regretting this marriage more... the fatty or the black guy painfully faking a smile.

>Gf got pregnant
>Doesn't know which of her boyfriends is the father
A-At least she got me a box of Szechuan sauce...

Can't they just use pineapple, like half of a hawaiian pizza?

Definitely the black guy

Bruh that Nigerian needed a green card in the worst way

She didn't get you any 'vark sauce? Rude!

If that's what your cum looks like, go to the doctor immediately.

this will dissolve your teeth and you will end up looking like a fucking brit

Why is there glazing on that "pizza"