Anyways, he asks for "a stalk of celery" What did he mean by this? You look this shit up on Google and there are millions of retards claiming the entire fucking thing is a stalk, or each fucking rib if a stalk. And indeed, the bag the celery came in claims that the entire thing is "1 STALK"
What do? Maybe anons more familiar with Italian cooking can tell me what the sane proportion of celery to everything else is supposed to be
Justin Gomez
Just fucking use as much as you want faggot, do you also need a recipe to tell you when things are hot ?
Colton Russell
Yeah, and ideally it should also tell me if something is going to taste good or not :^)
Brody Davis
>something is going to taste good or not I'll send you a recipe for sucking my cook, you are going to love it.
Grayson Davis
if you weigh your cock in ounces instead of inches maybe it will seem more filling
Charles Myers
A cock sucker like you doesn't even care.
Andrew Cook
Since you seem to be the expert in preparing and eating cock around here I bet you have a preferred breed, tell us your secrets
John Young
The recipe calls for 2 onions and 1 carrot so you could go for one (most obvious choice) or two ribs.
But I’m general it’s nice to have a lot of soffrito, so add more carrot, celery and onion.
Also tagliatelle, pappardelle,or even penne or rigatoni would be better then fusili.
Carter Adams
Well, it's possible that I fucked up from the get-go (it seems that both american sheep and american pigs have really big shoulders, almost 3 pounds), but I'll definitely try out the other pastas some time
Bentley Gray
results tastes breddy gud
This is my first time making a real pasta I had always hated tomato sauce in pasta until now, and now I know that it's simply because spaghetti and meatballs is garbage in both thought and execution
Nathaniel Taylor
WoW, thx for the blog, retard.
Gabriel Williams
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Wyatt Carter
Looks pretty good despite how retarded you certainly are
Colton Reyes
>Buy celery >Use 10-15% of it >Throw the rest Shittiest vegetable in the world, I can only use it for a thing or two, what the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest?
Juan Sanchez
Eat it queer Wtf is this? Is she supposed to be a kike or something?
Michael Diaz
I like serving it to your mother, I dont get the appeal but apparently it runs in your family
Nathan Cooper
Celery + Parsley + Lemon juice + olive oil = "This shit is going to go bad soon" salad
Tyler Young
Okay everyone in the thread is a dipfuck, one branch is a stalk thats all.
Nicholas Reed
>throw the rest Save it faggot. Use it and other vegetable scraps to make vegetable stock
Austin Rogers
I don't understand how people like celery that shit is disgusting
Anthony Murphy
How is it more disgusting than other veggies. It's just like a milder onion. Except with strands.
Lincoln Perry
Onion? Seriously? Celery tastes like dirt covered weeds.
Jose Martinez
Your picture is a head of celery.
A stalk comes from the head
Owen Sullivan
maybe its just a supertaster thing. I hate cilantro too
Nathan Scott
>he doesn't enjoy mirepoix
Widen your palate user
Brandon Howard
I do enjoy it as long as it doesn't have celery.
Thomas Gray
>i-i'm not a p-picky eater! >i love the thing when it doesn't have one of the core ingredients that makes it that thing in the first place!
Luis Williams
Something something, when I stalk I always get head
James Harris
that's gotta be some fucked up celery you ate
Logan Stewart
wrong link
Elijah Edwards
t. genelet
Zachary Stewart
i only like celery if it's cooked down really far, and very soft. otherwise the flavor is too spicy for me
Luke Morris
I always do a mirepoix whenever I make chili con carne, gives it a much better flavour