Steve thread

>steve thread

Nice

Nice hiss

literally who?

>ywn eat MREs with Steve next to the campfire.

I can't do it anymore bros.

Almost unpleasant

this thread is quite thirst provoking

>no new videos in a month
get off your ass steve and eat some Meals Ready to Expel

alright cool

I was excited for a second but then I realized it wasn't a COMPED steve paddock thread

This thread is lightly sweet with a nice chew

This thread is absolutely disgusting. May as well lurk a little bit more. Ugh, disgusting

This thread is absolutely rancid, see how the cans bulge? Probably botulism.
*makes another post*

Slightly rancid undertone.

I worry for Steve sometimes, his hands seem to shake a lot. Is he ok?

He literally trembles with excitement with historic items, it’s so cute. He shakes a lot when doing old mres but not so much with modern ones

hes responded a couple times. its not alcoholism or degenerative disease, he's literally just excited and slightly nervous

Hello everyone! This is Steve1989 offa MRE Info.

why don't you ask him? I think he'd be up for some comfy company.

he also works out before he eats MREs sometimes so his gross motor skills are also off

>Steve will never look at you the way he looks a coffee instant type 2
Why bother living?

>tfw you will never have a Steve gf
>ywn give her an MRE and watch her shake with excitement

>you will never kiss your Steve gf after she smokes a 45 year old cigarette
Life is suffering

>when he opened the can of squids in the Spanish MRE vid

...

>this STILL isn't a real album

>that time he tested a flare gun and got scolded by commenters for the lack of safety