Aphrodisiacs

I've been trying to bang this friend of mine for years now but he identifies as asexual. Are there any foods that are known to make men hornier? I know for a fact that my anxiety medicine mixed with grapefruit juice makes he horny as hell.

For me, it's zinc and magnesium.

I just take supplements. But I suppose food with high mineral content like oysters act the same, and probably better (more bioavailability).

>friend won't have sex with me
>what can i feed him to make him have sex with me

this sounds like rape

1. Are you a man or woman?
2. Raw Garlic, but you won't get away with that.
3. Try getting to know him a little better and slowly getting him to break from his shell, like a snail slowly overcumbering and warming an oyster shell until it slowly pops pops and breaks.
people who say they are overtly asexual usually aren't, asexuality is actually extremely hard to find due to the physical chemistry of human beings.
4: Have you thought that maybe he just doesn't want to fuck you, and doesn't think of you in that way? I mean, have you thought about the relationship from his point of you, or is this some sort of one sided attraction? Is he even aware of how you feel? That sort of thing.
Don't go do something so underhanded like slipping an aprodisiaic to get him in the sack. Open your heart to him, and overcumber her. Be the snail to his oyster, be a warm and gentle lover that he can learn to trust, so that he opens to you :3

pomegranites are fucking delicious

>Asexual
fucking meme

If gril, post feet

It is indeed sounds a bit rapey.
From purely technical point of view - viagra and wine all over his clothes sounds like a sure thing...

No, it's just an implication.

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine works best in my experience

No, it's perfectly legit. He's not a woman.

>3 hours later
>still haven't said if your a man or a woman

Why do you insist on confining people within gender boundaries? An individual is so much more than that.

Every single self-described asexual I've met has some kind of sex-related trauma. Tbh, if you were molested as a kid, you generally end up either a total slut, or asexual. Every guy I know who describes as asexual who wasn't molested, had a horrible first experience with sex anyway. If someone receives a negative imprint around sex, it can be really hard to undo.
Personal blog time: I am very well endowed, got an 8 inch donger with substantial girth, and the girl I lost my virginity to was tiny, can't have been more than 5'2". So the first couple of times I had sex, the girl seemed like she was in pretty substantial pain. It didn't bother me too much at the time because she repeatedly said she was totally fine, but now I'm a few years into a long term relationship, my girlfriend absolutely loves sex, and I have a hard time preforming because I so strongly connect sex with hurting women, and I don't have a sadistic bone in my body. I would never call myself asexual, but I definitely feel kinda broken and can understand why someone would find sex to be more emotional trouble than it's worth.

And yet you confine yourselves to all those crazy "genders" and your identity becomes a single word, a label., your so called "gender".

>i have to drug my friends in order to have sex

They literally did not do that. They in fact did the opposite by just saying stop asking about gender.

But if gender doesn't matter, why do they keep adding letters to lgbt+ thingy? Why do they need to invent new words to describe themselves?

It seems to me they care, a lot.

Here's your (you)
They being whoever the genitals OP is is not the same as Lettuce Gay Bacon Tomatos as a whole.

Not argument. Gender =/= sex.

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>asexual
What, is he 18 and stopped getting attention about being bi when he came out at 16 so he made up a new sexuality so he can get more attention

leftist """"academic"""" nonsense

T&A usually does the trick

alcohol, weed and cocaine

mdma

cinnamon rolls

>collect the sweat from your armpits
>reduce in a pan until crystals form
>use crystals to season dishes in place of salt
Armpit salt is high in pheromones. Guaranteed to produce long lasting and involuntary stiffies. Good luck user.

Touch his dick you beta

>wanting to bang a guy
Are you gay?

Not sure but you can make chloroform from household chemicals

Viagra and Rohypnol. Mix them, mash them, stick them in a stew.

Makes it very difficult to get an erection. Take it with a side of sildenafil.

would it be weird if I did this to myself?

its not bum rape mark. nobody said it was bum rape.

pizza makes me horny as fuck

How's that leftist?

The one's that try to blur the clear distinction between sex and gender are actually leftists.

If he's really asexual then an aphrodisiac won't do anything. Asexuals don't act upon their boners, they just ignore them.

Why not just core the pomegranate and fuck it? I assume your a guy because you sound like a faggot. But if perchance I’m wrong, get a cucumber.

Why not slip your anxiety meds into his food then serve a cocktail or dessert with the grapefruit juice?
You have access to both pretty easily and you know it works

They don't ignore them, but would rather wank themselves off than letting someone else touch them like that.

Cook for him everyday and crush some anadrol in his food, withing days he will try to rape everything

Asexuals don't masturbate, that's a lie supported by a bunch of people called "gray asexuals" who are just incels that gave up.

Not true, apparently. If you go to asexual community sites, you'll find that there are people of pretty much any level of sexual appetite short of "total slut" who identify as asexual. And their fellow so-called asexuals don't see anything wrong with that.

Whiskey

Aphrodisiacs don't work.

Go find someone who actually wants to fuck you

>Aphrodisiacs don't work
So my Serbian Film fantasies will never come true?

Grab him by the pussy, or boipucci or whatever he got..

underrated