Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry?

Chocolate, Vanilla or Strawberry?
Which is the superior choice?

Vanilla.

Always strawberry, sometimes banana is also based too

Pineapple?
I like pineapple

There is no such thing as a pined apple shake

malted? vanilla
unmalted? strawberry.

Define malted

vanilla > chocolate > strawberry

>Malted milk is a powdered gruel made from a mixture of malted barley, wheat flour, and evaporated whole milk.
add a spoon full to a regular milkshake and it changes the flavor profile and texture
ovaltine is a malted drink for example

Uhh there is. I like it a lot. Its sweet and sour and has some chewey bits too.
Much much better than when a friend put coconut into the blender but that's another thing entirely.

Banana is the true patricians choice

add peanut butter and chocolate and now we're talking

Strawberry or banana

Vanilla is acceptable

Chocolate is not

Normally strawberry, but a chocolate shake is awesome when paired with something like a nice burger and some hot fries.

preteen me said:
>chocolate > strawberry >vanilla
teenage me said:
>vanilla > chocolate > strawberry
adult me says:
>water

it's true.

Clearly vanilla is wrong, but between chocolate and strawberry it comes down to individual taste

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cherry is the goat flavour

But is it a beverege or is it a dessert?

As a beverege it's not fluid enough to rehydrate or even wash down food.
As a dessert, well there are simply a lot of better options.
I mean I can understand the fascination for kids who just want to eat anything sweet but I do'nt seen the appeal for adults. I'd rather have an ice cream or frozen yoghurt if I'm going to force myself to suffer through the pain of brain freeze.

Not to be a downer or anything, but just sayin'.

>suffer through the pain of brain freeze.
You know if you jam your tongue against the roof of your mouth that disappear, right?

Yeah, I know that. But it still hurts for a few seconds. Way more than doing algebra too.

I live in a city with alot of artisan ice cream parlors that make their own stuff on site. Some of them make some really intense vanilla icecream which sounds like an oxymoron. So if it's really high quality icecream i'd say vanilla.

Vanilla. Strawberry is good too. Chocolate ice cream is disgusting.

Banana if the workers are competent, usually I test the waters with vanilla.

banana is acceptable
chocolate and vanilla are good
strawberry is a flavor made for milkshakes

>Always strawberry, sometimes banana is also based too

We have the same taste, user

PEAR

Vanilla and banana.

Chocolate shake
Vanilla malt
strawberry ice cream

Anybody else really like Neapolitan? The three flavors combined is such a nostalgic taste for me.

>Not ordering the pink drink at every chance you get

What are you gay?

Strawberry

Strawberry

Banana > Vanilla > Chocolate > Strawberry

soy

Vanilla.
Strawberry comes a close second.
Don't really care for chocolate in my milkshakes.

And a big, giant middle finger to whoever thought inventing the shamrock shake was a good idea.

Strawberry, or sometimes lime when in the mood for a cheeky little twist on the milkshake.

chocolate for me, it's the easiest to not fuck up. good vanilla tastes amazing but easy to make bad vanilla. strawberry can also be pretty good but a lot just tastes like medicine

Banana and chocolate.

Fuck i want one right now

In private/personal time: Chocolate
Business: Vanilla
Trash: Strawberry
Eh, muh opinions.

Oreo

My nigga

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If at all possible, chocolate and vanilla twist. Otherwise, either's good. I don't do strawberries because [spoiler]I'm allergic.[/spoiler]

Out of those three? Strawberry or a Neapolitan mix of all 3 together
Best milkshakes in general are Banana, Peanut Butter or Oreo though

Salted caramel

Banana

My go-to is combining the vanilla and chocolate flavors