Popcorn fucking sucks

popcorn fucking sucks
i don't get why people buy it at theaters
what's the appeal

classic

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It costs nothing and they can charge a fortune.

Let's see
>covered in salt and fat, two things humans objectively find to taste good
>small individual pieces that can be spread out over a couple hours the length of a typical movie, popping a couple in your mouth every now and again

That is pretty much it, I love popcorn but that aside, it makes perfect sense as a movie snack. It's meant to be so you can keep your eyes on the screen but not get anxious with oral or handual fixation and fidgets, and also provide pleasure, and also not make you want to get hungry and leave, and it serves all of those purposes

well if you make it at your house and don't add a ton of butter and bullshit, and you stick to mostly salt and seasonings, it's actually a pretty low calorie snack you can spend a while eating, so it makes more sense to have it at home at least

Handual?

So, wtf is the story behind this picture? Is the dog flying at the camera? Is the bg a dollhouse? I feel retarded looking at it.

Why can't it just be a big dog?

It's something you can stuff down your throathole repeatedly and not get full until eating a lot

It makes no noise consuming it like say potato chips

It's easy to makes, cheap, and very profitable to sell